Sunday, June 13, 2004
 
Galls as Big As Church Bells

Ladies and gentlemen, our first-ever female recipient of the Galls as Big as Church Bells award goes to Suburban Blight's Kelley, who broke an arm while on vacation in Hawaii and flew home to Atlanta, Georgia, untreated because she did not want to miss her flight.

She's more man than I am.

I hope there was plenty of liquor available on those flights.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."