Friday, June 11, 2004
 
Do You Bleed Pink?

Former hockey great Mario Lemieux tells Pittsburgh that if they don't buy his socialist self a hockey arena, he might have to sell the Penguins. Because unemployed steelworkers should provide his millionaireness with benefits to his business.

He claims he has three offers, but I would think he's bluffing, or he's counting bar talk. NHL Hockey is not exactly a sellers market these days.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."