Monday, June 07, 2004
 
Another Head to Head Matchup

Sure, we've pitted Tommy Lee Jones against Michael Ironside to see who's the tougher, and we've matched Ani DiFranco against Pink to see who's the grittier authentic singer, but now we've got a monumental battle of epic proportions: Who's the tougher vampire slaying hottie?

Buffy "The Vampire Slayer" Summers

versus

Anita "The Vampire Executioner" Blake

Both of them have frequent romantic dalliances with members of the supernatural, but I can forgive that. Gee, Buffy's perky and endowed with super powers which leaves her with martial arts skills and super strength. However, Anita Blake can raise the dead and doesn't mind usign firearms from time to time (every couple of minutes, almost). Advantage: Blake!

Full disclosure: I read the Anita Blake books in the mid nineties and had a crush on Anita Blake, who would be a perfect woman except for her undead fetish. I've only seen the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer and haven't seen much of the television series. Because face it, Buffy's an also-ran.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."