Sunday, May 23, 2004
 
They Must Have Just Gotten Back from Massachusetts

Misplaced modifier of the week, from John Kass's column in last Thursday's Chicago Tribune:
    "I saw no weapons being used," wrote Harrison, the wife of a retired cop whose husband was in the hospital, leaving her alone that night when it happened.
Or maybe it's one of those open marriages.

Go read the column. It's about how a single man, who confronts a suspicious character, is being persecuted by the authorities who know that prosecution and trial are but one "tool" in their toolbox to breaking someone.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."