Monday, May 10, 2004
 
Global Obesity Not America's Fault

Thank goodness experts have acknowledged that global obesity is not solely the fault of the United States.

However, we should be act unilaterally and institute the world-wide famine, as previously planned, to reduce the weight of people who currently are getting too much to eat. Do it for the Children!

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."