Thursday, May 13, 2004
 
Dear Mama Gena

I, too, have a crush on my best friend!

Should I tell her?

Signed,
Are You A Psychic, Too, Because Your Columnist Name Sounds Like What A Psychic Would Call Herself -Notice How I Subtly Slipped A Second Question Into My Letter For Free

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."