Monday, April 05, 2004
 
We Bear All Alanis

So, according to Drudge, Alanis Morissette has been protesting United States censorship, by which she means commercial enterprises that ask her to change words in her monobrow lyrics before broadcast. Let's examine that more closely, shall we?
  • She's a Canadian

  • who protested in Canada

  • about "censorship" in the United States

  • which is not actually censorship, but a negotiation between the producer (Morissette) and a purchaser (radio stations) that didn't work out according to Alanis's "artistic" sensibilities.

  • She protested this "censorship" by wearing a body suit (not by exposing her actual, slightly dumpy body).
How seriously does she expect anyone to take this protest? Just seriously enough to buy her new album, probably. That's what the smart people who run her told her, anyway. If she understood or remembered.

For crying out loud, U.S. Censorship. I tell you what, honey, but I will take your point a little more seriously if I knew CBC was showing a little nudity between hockey games and shows about hockey. So if you want to see some bodies, agitate for liberation in your own damn country first. When CBC changes its ways, I'll personally write my cable company to get it piped down here.

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- posted by Brian J. @ 7:19 PM
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