Friday, April 16, 2004
 
Public Service Announcement:

To all of you newbie Internet users who searched Google for mike danton arrested and came up with this blog: Hey, thanks for reading, but remember to go to news.google.com for breaking news.

The breaking news on Mike Danton arrested is that the St. Louis Blues' agitator forward was busted in San Jose for trying to hire a hit man to kill an acquaintance who thought Danton was too promiscuous and drank too much.

Sources:
  • Canada.com. Headline: Blues centre Mike Danton charged in alleged murder-for-hire scheme. [He's a winger; I thought you Canadians knew hockey. Also, it's spelled "center" on American teams.]

  • St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Headline: Danton was learning to play waiting game.

  • (San Jose) Mercury News. Headline: Blues player arrested in alleged murder-for-hire plot
Damn shame, the poor, messed-up kid. Don't tell him I said that, though, because I work in Brentwood.

 
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