Thursday, April 29, 2004
 
I Am Glad I Am Not In College Today

Friends, were I in college today, odds are that I would not graduate.

Instead, I'd probably be in jail for assaulting one or more dishonorable cretins, or be killed by a rabid mob of the same.

As a columnist in the paper in my college days, I mocked many ideals, but never a death.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."