Tuesday, March 30, 2004
 
Things You Wished I Hadn't Made You Think Of

Gollum singing Parliament's "Tear The Roof Off The Sucker (Give Up The Funk)":

Yessss, wes wantses the funk
Gives us the funk
Yesss, we needses the funk
Wes gotta haves that funk

Face it. In one fell swoop, I have infected your mind with the song and have possibly ruined the song for you forever.

No need to thank me, it's part of the community service portion of my sentence for Missouri State Statute Section 574.010, Grand Lack of Funk in the Second Degree.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."