Saturday, February 28, 2004
 
Sometimes the Punchlines Write Themselves

Headline in the Springfield News-Leader:

County's gonorrhea cases increase

Rise linked to loss of a state-funded job to track sexually transmitted diseases.

Automatically-generated punchlines:
  • With more time on his hands, he could concentrate more on his true passion, spreading the clap.

  • With enough state-funded jobs, eventually all disease would be eradicated.

- posted by Brian J. @ 11:27 AM
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