Thursday, February 12, 2004
 
Research Assignment

Does anyone know anyone who enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime show? I need to know, because Bob Rybarcyzk is looking for one single person who liked the show:
    You find me a soul on this earth who will publicly admit to liking any part of that halftime show, and I will run through West County Mall wearing a tutu and asking passers-by to please call me Nancy.
Anything to get "Nancy" and her tutu off the streets of Casinoport, Missouri. "She" will catch cold in this harsh, pseudo-winter weather we're having.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."