More Proof I Am A Bad Seed
As my former officemate and my wife can attest, I like my gum (loud).
Brother Lileks
intones:
Gum has CARBS, you know. And carbs are from SATAN.
So now you know, but I have already corrupted you, too. Only eighteen more people, and I fulfill my contract. Twenty-eight more people and I earn my first incentive bonus.