Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Attention, Bachelors!

I saw a teaser for this woman on Effed Company, wherein it said:
    Last great book I read: "I read all of the Ayn Rand books in a month."
Dudes, I married a hot chick because she had a cat named John Galt.

And she's not even read, to the best of my knowledge, the The Early Ayn Rand.

Wait a minute. This woman is indicating that she read, in 31 days max:
  • Anthem
  • The Fountainhead
  • Atlas Shrugged
  • We The Living
  • The (aforementioned) Early Ayn Rand
  • The Virtue of Selfishness
  • Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal
  • Philosophy: Who Needs It?
  • For the New Intellectual
Never mind, Objectivist bachelor straight friends and readers. She's either prone to exaggeration, an outright liar, or a layabout who does nothing but read all day. You don't need that.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."