Attention, Bachelors!
I saw a teaser for
this woman on
Effed Company, wherein it said:
Last great book I read: "I read all of the Ayn Rand books in a month."
Dudes, I married a
hot chick because she had a cat named
John Galt.
And she's not even read, to the best of my knowledge, the
The Early Ayn Rand.
Wait a minute. This woman is indicating that she read, in 31 days max:
- Anthem
- The Fountainhead
- Atlas Shrugged
- We The Living
- The (aforementioned) Early Ayn Rand
- The Virtue of Selfishness
- Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal
- Philosophy: Who Needs It?
- For the New Intellectual
Never mind, Objectivist bachelor straight friends and readers. She's either prone to exaggeration, an outright liar, or a layabout who does nothing but read all day. You don't need that.