The Truth--Revealed!
Pejman Yousefzadeh is a
damn kid!
According to the mathematicians I consulted (as people with English and Philosophy degrees cannot be troubled with mere counting), he says
Moxie is 32, and Pejman will be reaching that hallowed age in five months. Since I'm reaching it in a month and a handful of sand grains, that means I'm older than he is.
So now matter how much smarter than I am he sounds, he should
respect his elders. Damn kids and their online "diaries."