Thursday, January 08, 2004
 
Quick Observation

Is it just me, or do a lot of the Democrat presidential nominees all have first names for last names?

There's Howard Dean, Wesley Clark, John Kerry, Jonathan Edwards....

I am not sure what this means, but our crack staff of paranoid neurotics (not the paranoid schizophrenics, who make things up) here at MfBJN are working on it as we speak.

The prevalent working hypothesis: It will be easier for candidates to completely reinvent themselves in 2008 if each has a completely new name, such as Dean Howard, Clark Wesley, or Clinton Hillary.

We the People will have completely forgotten about that other schmuck losers whose ideas and policies were completely out of touch with the direction in which we want the country to go by then.

- posted by Brian J. @ 9:34 PM
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