Sunday, January 18, 2004
 
Fitness Proves Unhealthy

New York Post headline: "MAN CLUBS WIFE TO DEATH WITH DUMBBELL"

Apparently, a man beat his estranged wife to death with a five pound dumbbell.

A five pound dumbell? We've got dumbbells six times as deadly here in la casa de Heather, but I didn't want to call the perp nor the victim a wuss. Instead, I wanted to point out the New York angle. The husband tried to kill himself after the murder, and failed.

Did his neighbors characterize him as a quiet man, the last sort of fellow who would do this sort of thing? Not in New York:
    "He tried to kill himself, but he didn't try hard enough," said neighbor Ralph Watson. "He was a punk son of a gun for hitting her in the head like that, and if he really wanted to kill himself, he should have jumped in front of a train."

- posted by Brian J. @ 9:36 PM
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