Tuesday, January 13, 2004
 
Bumper

Java Developer

Design servlets to deploy every day.
If we hit the Web server, would it play?
XML with an exception,
XML it doesn't know
How to SOAP the right connection.
You wrote that code.
You wrote that code.

Java Java Java Java Java developer
You wrote that code.
You wrote that code.
Testing would be easy if your app worked like a dream,
Type, click and save,
Type, click and save.

Didn't check your method calls every day
And all of them used to work, or so you say.
But your app is like spaghetti,
It's the knots that makes it strong.
Once it's kludged, it's kludged forever,
It breaks anon.
It breaks anon.

The Event OnClick doesn't fire.
Get the gum and the baling wire.
The Event OnClick doesn't fire.
Get the gum and the baling wire.

XML with an exception,
XML it doesn't know
How to SOAP the right connection.
You wrote that code.
You wrote that code.

(Apologies to Culture Club.)

- posted by Brian J. @ 9:09 PM
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