Wednesday, December 10, 2003
 
Roeper Ruins Another Day

Johnk you, Robert Roeper. You've ruined my day again by asserting in your Chicago Sun-Times column that:
    Actress Joey Lauren Adams, the squeaky-voiced girlfriend in "Big Daddy" and the Amy of "Chasing Amy," was arrested Friday in San Diego on suspicion of drunken driving after she allegedly kept running into a curb in a gas station. She's 38, and how did Joey Lauren Adams get to be 38?
It's a lie. It must be a lie. How can the women I lusted for in my age group be nearing forty?

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."