Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee! My Ears!
Roger Freeman, gossip reporter, does the previously unthinkable and always the unpalatable:
He suggests a Billy Joel duet with Dido.
Noooooooo! The Piano Man with the....the founder of Carthage? Whatever will this trollop be known as in thirty years other than the Trivial Pursuit answer to the question about Stan?