The Very Name a Punchline
Orrin Hatch.
Sounds kinda like a crime of a
sexual nature for which you would go to prison for many years in a number of states.
Sorry, Unca Orrin, but I kinda like that part of the Constitution. Makes it one generation harder for the Islamacists to get elected to the presidency.
And by the second generation, the damn kids are peircing things and rebelling against their parents. Or else we wouldn't see the honor slaughter going on in England, wot?
(Link seen on
Fark. They're the subversive influence, not me.)