Wednesday, October 15, 2003
 
Police Chief Says Press Charges, Get Charged

Certainly you've heard the story about the jubilant Missouri football fan who rushed onto Faurot Field after the Missouri Tigers beat the Nebraska Cornhuskers last Saturday, wherein a Nebraska Cornhusker football player rung his bell. If you haven't, go read the story and watch the video. I'll wait right here for you.

Okay. So read what the police chief has to say. To sum up, via cut and paste:
    COLUMBIA, Mo. -- The man punched by a Nebraska football player after the game at Faurot Field last Saturday could face a first-degree trespassing charge, the University of Missouri-Columbia police chief said.

    "That is part of the investigation," Chief Jack Watring said Wednesday.

    Fans were told by the public-address announcer to not go onto the field after the game.

    Watring said the man who was hit, Matthew Scott of Lee's Summit, Mo., has been told by investigators that he could be charged himself if he presses action against Nebraska place-kick holder Kellen Huston.
Sorry to make you work for a living, Chief. The investigation, huh? You mean popping the video into your videocassette player and enjoying a nice mocha while a loop shows Scott getting punched by a football player, a professional athlete for all intents and purposes.

If the victim decides maybe a one-game suspension and a forced apology is not enough and he wants just recourse through the legal system, you shall punish the victim for bothering you.

Does anyone else here suspect that the following tidbit, buried in the bottom of the story, might be germane to Watring's threat?
    Scott is not a student at the university, Watring said.

- posted by Brian J. @ 7:18 PM
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