It Is Written That In The End Times...
that in the fountain of light in the desert of the lands beyond the sea that a great
white tiger shall attack its master and yea, verily, open him like a seventh seal at an all-you-can-eat seal buffet.
Get well soon, Mr. Horn, and reconsider that retirement.
And no,
honey, we don't have room for any more stray maneaters.
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