Tuesday, October 21, 2003
 
Down the Creek Without a Paddle, Go To Jail!

Apparently, going over Niagara Falls without a barrel is illegal, according to this story:
    It was a stunt -- not a suicide attempt -- that sent a Michigan man over the brink of Niagara Falls yesterday. That's according to Canadian police, who say they will charge 40-year-old Kirk Jones of Canton, Michigan with illegally performing a stunt.
I'm not sure which stunts are legal in Canada, but just in case, it's probably a good idea to not leap through any flaming hoops when visiting our nothern neighbor.

No word from our legal counsel yet whether wearing clown shoes violates Ontario ordinance.

- posted by Brian J. @ 5:32 PM
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