Tuesday, September 09, 2003
 
We Could Be Tycoons, El Guapo!

Check it out: O'Fallon Brewery is doing a stock offering, selling 140,000 shares at $5 each to raise money to expand. You and me, El Guapo, could be like Anheuser and Busch, getting in on this ground floor opportunity. Sorry, bad example. Still, if you want to invest in a small brewery, send them an e-mail for a prospectus and whatnot. You could get the second name that all caballeros have. You will be Don Guapo y Rico!

Or you'll have a cool, $500 wallhanging for your eventual bar, werd.

 
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