Nockuonyer Bock
The good news: Samuel Adams Utopia clocks in at 25% alcohol by volume, according to
this Sacramento Bee story.
The bad news:It's a swanky limited edition.
The good news: A single bottle could probably do you.
The bad news: It's limited edition, and it costs $100 a bottle.
The bad news: It doesn't taste like beer.
The good news: It works as a contact disinfectant.
(Link seen on
Fark.)