Thursday, September 11, 2003
 
Hamas Hits the Boogeyman Ceiling

After the last Israeli strike (let's not call killing a schnucking cancerous criminal killer an assassination for the umpteenth time--learn your etiomology, broadcasters, so perhaps you can stop making yourself look as ignorant as you think we rabble are that you want to educate), Hamas needed something to come out of its mouth when it foamed, so it had to come up with something. So they said:
    "Targeting homes is violating all red lines," the Hamas military wing, Izzedine al Qassam, said in a leaflet distributed in Gaza City. "So the Zionist enemy from today shoulders the responsibility for the targeting of houses and Zionist towers everywhere in occupied Palestine."
Unfortunately, Hamas has reached the Boogeyman Ceiling. Since Hamas has proven that its capable of killing as many innocent people, especially women and children, as possible and that it likes to do so, it doesn't have any threats to scare people. After three years of regular-looking unhelpful hardware men spraying ballbearings, fasteners, their fetid entrails, and innocent blood, its probably hard to imagine anything worse than the constant threat of sudden painful death. How does Hamas turn it up a notch? It cannot, it's the worst possible boogeyman, and the Israelis have nothing to fear but the worst, which is what they've had for many years now.

Den Beste shares the sentiments, and says it better. If you're not reading his every post, you ought to.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."