Monday, September 08, 2003
 
God Bless America

Entire nations have militaries that lack decent night vision gear for nighttime fighting, and here in America we give them to children to play with, for the low price of $9.95 plus shipping and handling.

As Yakov Smirnoff, who does not make vodka you damn kids, often says, "What a country!"

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."