Saturday, August 23, 2003
 
What? Who's That?

Now that I have been roused from the recliner from what was promising to be a perfectly delicious Saturday afternoon nap to find a child with a pen and fundraising catalog rapping upon my door, I can only wonder

Why are kids fundraising the first week of school?

Can't our Fagin educators start teaching or something before sending the little Twists out begging?

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."