Saturday, August 23, 2003
 
St. Louis Cracks Down

Meanwhile, at the decaying center of the patchwork of municipalities, the City of St. Louis (which is not itself a part of St. Louis County due to a bit of short-sighted governmental miserliness before suburban expansion made the county's tax base a multiple of the city's) and its Metropolitan Police (known less-than-affectionately by those who have been threatened for jail time for fencing as "Metro Tins") are cracking down on people who come into urban neighborhoods and sell their product for bags full of money.

That's right: they're taking the ice cream man down hard.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."