Tuesday, August 05, 2003
 
Spreading the Jackpot

A lottery winner who left more than half a million dollars in his car while he went into a strip club was surprised to find his car broken into. The thief made off with a briefcase containing $245,000 in cash and three $100,000 cashier's checks.

Fortunately for the intrepid "hero" of this story, or at least its "victim," that sort of money looks like mob or drug money to a common thief; whoever stole it ditched it pretty quick.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."