Wednesday, July 30, 2003
 
Defective Shirt Alert!

Everyone knows that Frank J.'s Nuke the Moon tee shirts impart extra chutzpah, moxie, and other worthy attributes upon wearers, but sometimes the finely-tuned magic can go disastrously awry.

For example, the one that Rachel Lucas got is apparently defective, and dangerously so.

Can't you see she's leaning to the left!

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."