Sunday, June 01, 2003
 
Surprise Larry Ellison This Christmas

What do you get the billionaire who has everything, including a fighter jet and a special disposition to land planes at his rural airport at night? How about his own aircraft carrier?

He'll probably drop the $4.5 million on this WWII-era (but in use until recently by the Brazillian Navy) carrier. He'll expense it, of course, as part of his long term rearming so that Oracle can retake its rightful position as database market leader, by force if necessary, from IBM.

(Thanks to /. for the pointer.)

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."