Stop That Racoon!
Quick! Someone stop that racoon, it's stolen Cyndi Lauper's song "I Drove All Night"!
Wait a minute! That's not a racoon! It's
Celine Dion in her Vegas eye makeup!
Unfortunately, she doesn't realize that song
belongs to
Cyndi Lauper.
Put down the song, Celine, and raise your five-octave voice out of the range of human hearing.