Thursday, June 05, 2003
 
Count Your Syllables, Honey

My dear esteemed spouse asserts that Jewel rhymes with fool and drool. Of course, she's referring to my NOE (near obsession experience) with the newly techno-confected songstress Jewel Kilcher.

However, I must point out (in a "I am superior, but I am not acting superior" tone of writing) that jewel has two syllables. It rhymes with crewel and, well, cruel, but not fool or drool, or for that matter, joule.

Of course (:: sniff!::), as a former practitioner of "free verse" poetry, you're not as aware of these subtle distinctions as a writer of real poetry.

- posted by Brian J. @ 6:25 AM
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To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."