Tuesday, May 13, 2003
 
Making Your Unlivable Life Worse

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports (second item) that a man in a suburb of St. Louis became suicidal and armed himself with a sword. However, lacking a good instruction manual for killing oneself with a sword, this gentleman drew the attention of neighbors, friends, family members, or the local busybody. Said other, non-suicidal person called police, who arrived and shot the suicidal man when he brandished said sword at them.

No, they didn't kill him. Now he's going to prison for attempting to kill a police officer. That should fix him right up.

- posted by Brian J. @ 5:53 PM
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