Thursday, May 15, 2003
 
How To Find This Site

The list of referrers that brings you, gentle readers, to this site contains some interesting Google and other Web searches that rate the Doc-U-Matic 3000 Word Generator highly. To whit: Thank you to all my confused search engine visitors, and to the people who are going to be arriving in the next couple of days to see what I have to say about GAINPRO VIAGRA PENIS LACI PETERSEN (spelled incorrectly to get those poor speller hitz) LASIK EYE SURGERY RIAA.

The answer is, nothing, but I get paid for clicks, not sticks. Well, actually, I don't get paid, and all I get is to laugh at your search string. Thanks for playing, and don't forget to try "BRIAN J. NOGGLE IS A CHEESEHEAD"

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."