Friday, May 09, 2003
 
Future Internet Entrepreneur Squelched by Authorities

Well, not exactly, but one young man in the Northwest R-1 school district, from which I matriculated, was busted for videotaping the girls locker room. Now, he's going to get it.

Looks like possible punishment might fit what used to be called "hijinks." A suspension and a slap on the juvenile wrist. Entire movie franchises were built on kids doing this sort of thing, albeit before x10 made it easy. (See also Meatballs (I-IV), Porky's (I-III), and American Pie (I-III).) So spank the boy, send him to bed before dinner, and maybe raise him, but let's not deny him the right to vote, lock him up, and brand him a sicko-for-life yet. Youthful "exuberance" is not a felony yet.

Maybe I am just a softy because Northwest Valley used to be Northwest High School, and I have fond memory of it. Just one, graduating.

 
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