Cold as a Razor Blade, Tight as a Tourniquet, Dry as a Funeral Drum
After a climber gets pinned under a boulder for
five days, he
cuts his own arm off with a pocket knife, puts on a tourniquet, rappels to the floor of a canyon, and walks up to his rescuers.
Most of us men would like to think we could do the same thing, but I am not so good with setting anchors and rappelling. Of course, this sort of thing keeps me off of mountains in the first place.