Thursday, May 29, 2003
 
Automation Threatens My Job!

I never thought it would happen to me, but /. has shown me that scientists have built a robot that can do what I do.

Once my employer gets one of these, I'll be pounding the pavement looking for a new job or sitting at home eating bon mots while I live on my beautiful wife's bountiful developer dollars.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."