Thursday, April 17, 2003
Sylllogism from the Sixties Songsters

Lyric Distilled Source
Freedom is just another word for
nothing left to lose
Freedom=Nothing Left to Lose "Me and Bobby McGee"
Janis Joplin
When you've got nothing/
you've got nothing to lose
Nothing=Nothing Left to Lose "Like a Rolling Stone"
Bob Dylan
Therefore Freedom=Nothing

Don't tell me about the fallacy of the undistributed middle, you whelp. I have been distributing middles since you were, well, a pre-whelp. Get offa my lawn!

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."