Wednesday, April 30, 2003
 
Ladies, Open Your Little Black Books!

The personal of the day from the Chicago Sun-Times for April 30, 2003. His profile name is Anubis78. Doesn't that scream, meet me on the Internet?

Remember from your Egyptian mythology that Anubis is the jackal-headed god of transit to the cities of the dead. "Anubis" is Egyptian for "Charon Who Barks."

Who wouldn't want to meet a guy who bills himself as the being in charge of ferrying you to the afterlife, preferably somewhere dark and secluded where you two can be alone? Anubis is not the god of death, after all, he's just a guide; you have nothing to fear from him. No, it would be Mr. Happyshiningblade, that you should fear. Is that a banana in his pocket, or is he happy to finally meet you after all those e-mails?

Advice to someone who's met a hottie on the Internet: don't make your user name more creepy than you really are. Fortunately, stlbrianj is not as creepy as I am in real life.

- posted by Brian J. @ 12:35 PM
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