BLOG HIATUS WARNING
Crikey, I need to go to bed.
No more posts until tomorrow. You have been warned!
(Man, all the cool blogs go onto hiatus from time to time. I just want to fit in.)
Milwaukee Humor
You know you're from Milwaukee when....
However, note:
- It's not just a Packers flag. You can stand in most rooms in about 80% of the residences in southeastern Wisconsin and have a Packers logo visible somewhere. The waste basket, a photo/wallhanging, an article of clothing, the fine china....
- What, no mention of the Witch's House?
- The Safe House IS better than Disney Land. Don't forget to order a Hail to the Chief for your friends.
- Please note that spending all day bashing the Cubs is not strictly a Milwaukee, nor a Wisconsin thing, nor are bashing those people from Illinois. Remember, Illinois borders five states.
- Isn't Brother Ron off the scene? I haven't seen him anywhere on my last few visits ("The Jesus Car" as this unknowledgeable blogthing person calls him).
Just offering you a bit of insight into your noble host, gentle reader.
(Link seen on Triticale.)
Keeping Out the Undesireables -- The Students
The mayor of Waukesha, Wisconsin, is against an expansion of the local University of Wisconsin ( Mayor backs UW-Waukesha: Lombardi wants Doyle to veto UWM merger proposal):
Mayor Carol Lombardi has urged Gov. Jim Doyle to veto a plan for merging two college campuses in the Milwaukee area, saying that the move toward consolidation stems from "more politics than practical study."
Lombardi also said that making the University of Wisconsin-Waukesha part of UW-Milwaukee would strain her city's police force and other resources if the suburban campus must be expanded.
Gentle reader, what motivation for this position would be the least odious?
- She doesn't want the urban people who go to UWM to infect Waukesha. Since she brings up the cost of police protection, I think this is probably her motive.
- She's holding the state up for more money, grants, and so on for her fiefdom to spend.
- She doesn't think government consolidation and efficiency are worthwhile goals if they cut into her pork.
- She fears the loss of prestige for Waukesha if there's not a University of Wisconsin-Waukesha. Come to think of it, that's all the prestige Waukesha might have. In the right light.
Oxymoron
Headline: Nude Masked Man Attacks Hamptons Beach Walker
Well, if he's wearing a mask, he's not exactly nude, is he?
Des Moines Columnist Thinks Media Does Not Focus On Important Things, Like How Bush Sucks
It's the only thing I can get from this piece entitled " Little room for real news" by Rob Borsellino of the Des Moines Register. He intersperses the trivia covered by new media with things the media doesn't cover, like the badness of the current administration:
I knew the exact time Terri Schiavo collapsed 15 years ago, and I could tell you that the runaway bride got a half-million-dollar advance to tell her story.
But I had lost track of how many U.S. soldiers have been killed in Iraq.
And:
I listen to the president making a speech about how much better the world is without Saddam Hussein in power and how much progress we're making in Iraq. That's followed by news stories about a car bomb killing dozens in Baghdad, U.S. recruitment going into the tank, Iran and North Korea getting nuke savvy.
So I've got to wonder if the commander in chief is dealing with reality.
I listen to the vice president calling Guantanamo Bay critics a bunch of anti-American crybabies with nothing better to do with their time, and then I hear those left-wing radicals from the Red Cross talking how the U.S. is using tactics "tantamount to torture."
So how much attention should I pay when the V.P. speaks?
Finally:
The Bolton nomination and "the deadlock that has centered on Democratic demands to see draft testimony that Bolton's office prepared on Syria for a House committee hearing two years ago and insistence on seeing 36 names Bolton requested and was allowed to see from blacked-out National Security Agency reports."
Or news that "Jennifer Wilbanks, the runaway bride, was found to have prior records for shoplifting in two separate cases."
Given the choice between innocuous fluff and the common funeral drumbeating of "serious" journalists, I choose....
Not to watch the news or read the newspaper. Duh.
(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
Post-Kelo Nomenclature Change
Dear world, now that Kelo is settled "law," I move we change the naming from eminent domain to:
Imminent Domain
Because now it's just a matter of time.
Radio KELO
Radley Balko rounds up even more private-to-private transfers after the Kelo decision.
To quote Don Henley, " Gimme What You Got":
Now it’s take and take and takeover, takeover
It’s all take and never give
All these trumped up towers
They’re just golden showers
Where are people supposed to live?
Municipalities answer: who cares, as long as they shop here?
Wild Day
A message from the President of Marquette University, anouncing the name-change-back-to-the-name-before-the-name-change:
I am pleased to announce that our athletics nickname effective July 1st will be the Golden Eagles. This decision was made by you, the Marquette community, through the "MU Voice" voting process. I want to thank all of you who participated in "MU Voice" for taking the time to vote for the nickname that we will use as we enter the Big East Conference on July 1st.
The decision, had it been left to the Marquette Community, would have been Marquette Warriors, but Marquette University is a European democracy. You can choose from amongst the choices your betters put before you, of which the most popular choice will not be allowed.
The name Golden Eagles has a proud association in Marquette's history since it was our name from 1994 to the present. I am pleased that this tradition will continue in the Big East Conference, one of the most prestigious and competitive conferences in the nation. The Big East is also known for the academic quality of its student-athletes, and our Marquette student-athletes will be no exception. They excel both in the classroom and in athletic competition.
Marquette shows its committment to academic evidence by finding the last ten years indicative of history.
Ultimately, more than one-third of the Marquette community eligible to vote participated in either phase one or phase two of the voting process, with 35,777 total individuals casting votes. Thank you for your passion and enthusiasm for Marquette University. Your dedication is vital to ensuring our future progress and success.
Clicking a radio button and typing in a secret code number is not dedication. Volunteering, financial support, and whatnot are. I've done one of the above. Guess which, and you wouldn't necessarily thank me.
Let me also thank Advantage Research, Inc., the independent firm that administered "MU Voice," for creating and executing an honest, fair and scientific process. Finally, I would like to acknowledge the work of the Nickname Advisory Committee, comprised of representatives from the Marquette community, for ensuring the integrity and transparency of this process.
No, no, thank you, Marquette, for expending a large sum of money on a farce that didn't address anything but an ill-conceived name change on your part. Advantage Research just sucked up some dollars from students and those alumni who are dedicated and passionate, or at least just dedicated, to go back to a slightly less ill-conceived.
Of course, we know that Marquette is first and foremost an academic institution committed to educating men and women to be a leaven for good in our society. We must not lose sight of this important mission rooted in our 450-year Jesuit tradition. Thank you for your care and concern and for the pride we share in the values of this wonderful university. We Are Marquette!
You are Marquette. Me, I am just a guy who graduated there and managed to find a series of jobs in the private sector.
Another Movie Review, Another Parable About Republicans
Last week, Land of the Dead exemplified something bad about Republicans. Now, Joe Williams explains how War of the Worlds symbolizes 9/11:
It's a thrilling ride, but even those viewers who aren't troubled that the most expensive film ever made is a parable of American victimhood may grow weary of the family's close-call heroics.
There you have it, you crude reader of this blog. 9/11 is a parable of American victimhood, not a trespass to which America responded. If you're reading this blog, you wouldn't be troubled to equate something with 9/11, although victimhood would be another matter. But you're not a cognac-swilling intellectual paid to write criticism of cinema in a dwindling major paper in a diminishing city in the middle America.
I didn't catch his review, gentle reader, of Herbie Fully Loaded, but I surmise it was a parable of environmentally-conscious and fuel-efficient small cars fighting pluckily against the Republican Big Oil machine.
Former Television Critic Wants To Send Social Security Checks to China
Well, one could assume that when one reads the latest column from Eric Mink, the television critic turned commentary editor for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Writing a rather standard piece attacking Cheney for Guantanamo Bay, Mink madlibs:
"They got a brand new facility down at Guantanamo," Cheney told CNN's Wolf Blitzer last Thursday. "We spent a lot of money to build it. They're very well-treated down there. They're living in the tropics. They're well fed. They've got everything they could possibly want."
I kind of wish the ever-dizzy Blitzer had asked a couple of follow-ups: "Everything they could possibly want, Mr. Vice President? Like a fair and impartial process to see if they even belong there?
I assume that Mink means right to the United States court system (since military tribunals and so on would not be impartial enough). Of course, the people at Gunatanamo Bay are (everybody sing the chorus) illegal combatants, not even covered under the Geneva Conventions, but Mink wants to convey the benefits of U.S. citizenship upon people who dedicated themselves to killing American soldiers and , aside from the concrete practice of shooting American soldiers (not like killing citizens), who dedicated themselves in theory to destroying Christendom or the United States (great Satan and so forth).
No word on whether Mink would convey other benefits of citizenship upon other citizens of the world, such as sending Social Security checks to China (think how it would help prevent parents from killing little girl children who could not take care of them in old age!)
As long as Mink continues to help perpetrate his columnular identity as a stereotypical knee-jerk liberal lover of humanity, but not so much a keen observer of its nature, I will help. I think he would.
Book Report: Modern Manners by P.J. O'Rourke (1989)
Man, I don't know where I got this book, but all evidence seems to indicate that I paid $2.00 for it. Of course, since it's P.J. O'Rourke, of course I would.
The book features trademark O'Rourke humor, but its from his early, Reagan and Bush era stuff, which means it's not as hard-hitting and topical as the work he's created after Clinton became president. Ergo, its subject matter and style more closely tracks the The Bachelor Home Companion (oddly enough, 1997 and not as early as I'd originally thought). The humor is more collegiate, but it has its flashes of O'Rourkean brilliance. But the nugget sized sections really don't give O'Rourke enough room to work up a full head of rhetorical steam.
So it's a good book, but not the best in the O'Rourke obra.
Dysophisticate
Don't you hate it when, in a crowd of other young suburban professional aesthetes, you say topo gigio instead of pinot grigio?
No wonder the other tiny-glassesed IT professionals and accountant types beat me up in the parking lot outside the Whole Foods.
Getcher Urban Legends Here
Bekijken is an esoteric, underground Dutch martial art practiced by people named Inga and Sven.
Great Moments in Interface Design
Thousands held improperly in crowded jail booking room through scroll bar error:
Thousands of men and women were improperly detained for more than 30 hours each in a crowded county jail booking room because a sheriff's deputy never moved his computer scroll bar, court records show.
"I think if -- if I may impose on court and counsel's experience, sometimes when the information presented is wider than the screen, there's a little slide bar at the bottom of the computer," Assistant Corporation Counsel John Schapekahm told Circuit Judge Clare Fiorenza. "He never push the slide bar apparently."
. . . .
Information about how long inmates were held in booking was available via computer, Schapekahm said. But that particular piece of information was in the eighth column of a table, and only seven columns showed on the computer that a deputy used to track inmates.
Interface design can impair a person's ability to do the job with which the computer software is supposed to assist the person. Too often we in the computer industry think of the person on the other side of the interface as computer user, which implies a familiarity with computers and a time and attention allotment that isn't always there. Although they use the software, it's often only a small part of an otherwise busy, complicated, and multi-tasked job.
(Link seen on Boots and Sabers.)
Powerlight, Powerbright

Brian's office at night
Waking Up To Kelo
Good morning, sunshine. Now that Kelo has established how little justification your local government needs to seize your land, do you know what's afoot?
Radley Balko rounds up gleeful local governments' new projects.
Summer of the ...?
Summer of the Pit Bull continues: Woman recovering from pit bull attack:
A San Jose woman was recovering from bites to her hands and arms after her 8-month-old pit bull mix attacked her in her home Sunday, police said.
The 36-year-old woman, who was not identified by police, was cleaning up after the dog got sick in the house in the 0-100 block of George Street when the dog attacked her about 6 p.m., according to San Jose Police spokeswoman Gina Tepoorten.
"For some reason, the dog ended up turning on her and attacking her," Tepoorten said.
Not to be outdone, we get a sequel to the Summer of the Shark: Shark Attacks 2nd Teen Off Fla. Panhandle:
A teenage boy was bitten and critically injured Monday in the second shark attack in three days along the Florida Panhandle.
Man, I cannot wait till the hysteredia brings us the climactic conclusion in two years: Shark Vs. Pit Bull: The Reckoning (tagline: "People were only the appetizer").
(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
Maybe He Should Have Looked in the Trunk
I should have sympathy for the father of three children who were found dead in a car trunk in New Jersey. However, he and the media are all too happy to blame the police:
Dad: 'Maybe they should have looked in the trunk': Father of 1 of 3 boys found dead questions police methods:
As authorities began investigating why police failed to search a car trunk where three missing boys were found dead, the father of one of the children said Sunday he could not understand how they died so close to home.
Anibal Cruz, 38, said the family assumed that police looked in the trunk of the car that was parked just steps from where the boys were last seen playing.
"That was the first place to look," Cruz said. "You can look through the windows and check inside. That is simple. Maybe they should have looked in the trunk."
I want to stay away from personally impugning the parenting skills required in this endeavor, since I wasn't there and I only get the understanding and facts of the situation as provided by the media.
I do wonder why it's necessary to fault the police for the children's deaths. If this explodes into a lawsuit against the police, then I will impugn the parents of the children. But not now, damn it. He lost three children and grieves, lashing out. Hopefully, he'll recognize that the police weren't at fault and to blame them at a time like this disservices them and his children's memory.
The media should take steps to keep him from looking bad, too, during this emotional time and not amplifying his comments into an indictment of sloppy police work.
Book Report: Mobtown by Jack Kelly (2002)
I bought this book for $4.95 on the discount rack at Barnes and Noble while spending the holiday gift cards. Of course, the trip turned from burning off the gift cards to an orgy of book purchasing, so we ended up with more than our $50.
This book represents a retro reprisal of hard-boiled detective novels. The main character, Ike Van Savage is a former soldier, former cop, drinks-too-much, womanized a bit too much, kind of private eye. In Rochester, New York, 1959, Van Savage gets a call from a mysterious hottie who thinks her husband wants to kill her. The husband's the local syndicate kingpin whose two previous wives had accidents. Suddenly, Van Savage finds himself where every hardboiled private detective is: fending off willing chippies and dodging the accidental bullet-cushioning while over his head in crime and plots he can barely fathom.
A good book and a pleasant throwback to a readable genre that failed to teach us the life lessons about how being a man in society means something other than being tough and tenacious. Where it means something more womanly. Which is why some reviewers call the main character "cardboard" -- They're part of the drive that lead to more sensitive, bleeding, crying soft-boiled detective who are more frail than the middle-aged working schlubs who read the books. Once they stopped being comic books with heroes to whom readers could aspire, they stopped being good. But this book bucks the trend, fortunately.
Can State Laws Prevent Eminent Domain Abuse?
Some bloggers think that restrictive state statutes might prevent eminent domain abuse. Like Owen at Boots and Sabers:
As this ruling states, "for more than a century," the high court has favored "affording legislatures broad latitude in determining what public needs justify the use of the takings power."
That a nice hope. I'll dash it with two words: interstate commerce.
Because believe you me that the first time the City of Podunk wants to hand a nationwide company a set of tract homes and small businesses so it can build a plant or office complex but cannot because the state has restricted it, some cabal of coporate lawyers are gonna shriek that the state's laws restrict interstate commerce.
Dustbury also wrestles with this. I hope I've helped settle the question, although it's not the answer any citizen of this country should enjoy.
Fightin' Words
Spoons sez:
DC fans are conservative, Marvel fans are liberal. Discuss.
I won't rejoin that, although I encourage you to do so, gentle reader, with all the righteous anger my fellow Marvelites can muster.
I will admit something interesting: I am a Marvelite, and my beautiful wife is a DC chick.
I don't know how our marriage works, but it does. And lest you wonder, my collection is larger than hers.
Book Report: The Last Dance by Ed McBain (2000)
You know, I found this book in the second rank of books on my to-read shelves, so I'm not sure where I got it. Did I inherit it from my aunt? Did I buy it at the 80% off store last autumn? I cannot remember. All I know is that I was disappointed that an Ed McBain book made it to the back of my bookshelves without getting read. So I rectified the error.
This book represents the 50th 87th Precinct novel. Ponder that, if you will, and revere it. Ed McBain has produced fifty of these novels over the course of the last half century or so; considering that this one is five years old and that they're coming fewer than one a year now, it's worth our awe. Like Perry Mason novels, these books hold up well enough for people of a certain age, who remember a life without the Internet. We remember the typewriter and can accept books with reproductions of typewritten reports within them to lend authenticity. Damn kids wouldn't understand.
This book gets away from that and actually mentions the Internet and mentions Steve Carella's age. He's just turned 40, which means I've almost caught up with him. If Ed McBain lives another decade, I'll call Steve Carella a damn kid, and he was 35 when I was 15. Talk about unfair.
The book deals with a number of murders surrounding a revival of a 1920s musical and features a nuanced and ultimately dual-tragic plot. If you stop to think about what the primary (first) murder means, you'll understand. But the boys from the 87th and Fat Ollie Weeks (of the 88th) get their workouts covering the City looking for clues in the brutal winter (that offers relief, even if the characters don't know it, from the brutal summer).
Of course, if you don't know the characters, perhaps the book proves a little hard to follow. Over the last three decades especially, we've come to know Carella, Meyer, Hawes, Brown, Parker, Byrnes, Kling, and Generro (wait, he's not here; don't tell me if I missed the book where he got it). But this series is proving more resilient than a number of television series, for crying out loud, and proves to be an old friend to which one can turn again and again (since books take longer than an hour minus commercials on television or DVD).
Okay, enough late night blathering. I liked the book, not only because it's a good enough book in the genre replete with McBain's poetic touches but also because it's a link to my youth, when I read adult books in my middle school and high school years.
Yet Another Celebrity Murder
The Scientology is strong with this one.
In Case You Have a Life and Want To Be Rid Of It
Begin your self-destruction: the Civilization IV site is up.
Symbols for Republicans Continue to Shamble
From a review of Land of the Dead:
Then again, maybe you're one of those people who are incapable of running. In director George Romero's parallel universe, "walkers" are the living dead, the zombies who are slowly invading Pittsburgh. They've been doing it since 1968, biting and converting one victim at a time. As the zombies have become increasingly resourceful in tracking human prey, they've also been increasingly potent symbols of the conformity and consumerism that Romero sees as sucking the life out of America.
The fourth installment in the series (not counting the recent remake of "Dawn of the Dead") is his most unmistakably symbolic movie yet, a savage indictment of the bunker mentality that has zombified the United States in the age of terror.
In the Nixon years, it was conformity and consumerism. In the George W. Bush years, it's the bunker mentality. Undoubtedly, for most of the Clinton years, they represented the restrictive legislators and their government protection limitation. One wonders what the zombies represented between 1992 and 1994. Probably the undead menace of "Republican Democracy" that could erupt at any time and did.
UPDATE: In a later review by the same "critic," War of the Worlds becomes a symbol of Republicans run amok, too.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch Agrees with Kelo
PROPERTY RIGHTS: Tear down the castle:
Conservatives have been trying for years to breathe more life into the constitutional protection of property rights. Many saw the sympathetic cause of the New London homeowners as a foot in the door. But their view could have handcuffed economic development.
The court's decision may fuel the trend for big box stores to displace little businesses and homes, as in Sunset Hills. But it also will help cities improve their economic health or aesthetics. In essence, the decision is a bow to modernity. There aren't castles anymore.
Bowing to modernity. Apt. All should bow to our new overlords, for whom the St. Louis Post-Dispatch has always been the voice, supporting eminent domain to build ballparks for private companies and to revitalize downtown St. Louis.
There aren't any castles any more for the common man, and the St. Louis Post-Dispatch undoubtedly looks forward to the days when the serfs learn their places as bound to the land of their lords.
Related Query III
So can local governments now take intellectual property rights and give them to others? Because think of how much more profitable a movie theater would be if it didn't have to pay the studios 90% of the ticket price....and how much more tax money for public use the local government would get....
And all that expensive software they need to run? Eminent domain! It's all free!
Related Query II
Does the Supreme Court's Kelo decision mean that my municipal government can determine that food products I have already ingested could better serve the public as fertilizer in the flower bed in the median of the Maryland Heights Expressway and compel me to report, finger in throat, to expel the contents of my stomach for public use?
If so, I hope the soil is very basic as I drink a lot of coffee and don't want to burn the petunias.
Poll Reveals Again The Public Composed of Idiots
Poll: Most want Congress to make sure Internet safe:
Most Americans believe the government should do more to make the Internet safe, but they don't trust the federal institutions that are largely responsible for creating and enforcing laws online, according to a new industry survey.
From the paragons of efficiency that brought you the Transportation Security Administration.
Don't Worry; The DEA Will Put It To Public Use
A woman at an airport falls prey to larcenous predators: The DEA:
A Quincy woman carrying $46,950 in cash through Logan International Airport claims she was on the way to see a Texas plastic surgeon when federal drug agents seized the money she planned to use for a procedure on her buttocks and breasts.
"The agent looked at my buttocks and told me that I do not need an operation," Ileana Valdez, 26, told a federal court yesterday in an affidavit contending she got the cash from selling her Dorchester business and two homes.
As some of you know, if law enforcement thinks you have too much cash on you, they can just take it and hold onto it for you until such time as you successfully sue to get it back.
DEA Special Agent Anthony Pettigrew said, "This is her version of events on that day. When there's a hearing, DEA will present its version of what happened on that day."
How nice; the DEA doesn't plan to present evidence of wrongdoing. The DEA will present its version of what happened.
Related Query
Can my local government seize my other private possessions now and turn them over to retailers to sell again? Because the city of Maryland Heights could undoubtedly put the sales tax paid by someone else on the things I formerly owned to good, public use.
UPDATE: I'll take Illinois in the pool for the first government to try it.
The End of Private Property
Supreme Court rules: All Your Base Are Belong To Us.
Local officials, not federal judges, know best in deciding whether a development project will benefit the community, justices said.
"The city has carefully formulated an economic development that it believes will provide appreciable benefits to the community, including -- but by no means limited to -- new jobs and increased tax revenue," Justice John Paul Stevens wrote for the majority.
UPDATE: Michelle Malkin rounds up.
Alternate Title: Supreme Court Acts to Solve Housing Bubble Problem
If Only It Were a Safety Issue
Longer Yellow Lights Reduce Accidents.
But longer yellow lights don't balance municipal budgets, so don't expect the cameras to go away.
Last Words, Not Famous
The transcripts and recordings of the last words during airline crashes.
(Link seen on Boots and Sabers.)
Ask The Libertarian a Simple Question
Should cities be ISPs?
No.
Somehow, they get a whole story out of it.
Book Report: Appaloosa by Robert B. Parker (2005)
As you know, I buy every Robert B. Parker book immediately, although in the recent years and with the recent novels, "immediately" has come to mean the week of release, sometimes the month of release instead of the day. So I got this book within a week of its hitting the shelves and the Amazon shipping room.
Like Phil Connors at the end of Groundhog Day, I have to admit to my perfect woman that something's different, and anything different is good. The protagonist is not the biggest, baddest gun in town who happens to be co-dependent to a slut and a Korean War veteran. Instead, the first person narrator is the sidekick, and damned if that ain't enough difference.
Virgil Cole, the toughest marshal-for-hire in the business, and his sidekick Everett "I" Cole come to Appaloosa at the behest of the local aldermen to handle the local band of rowdies who killed the last marshal. As they move into town and onto the badmen, a new woman shows up in town and draws the codependency of the formerly impervious Cole even though she's a flighty Jewess woman. The tandem of Cole and "I" capture the leader of the murderous band and see him through to a conviction, but his lackeys hire the other baddest guns in the west to concoct an escape with the woman as a hostage and....
Well, I won't get into detail since my beautiful wife has yet to read the book. However, the book really breaks out of the doldrums into which the Parker books have fallen, amongst the Jesse Stone, Sunny Randall, and Spenser novels. This book represents what Potshot and Gunman's Rhapsody could have been. It's The Searchers, Sherlock Holmes, and slightly the Spenser novels intermingled in a way that freshens the Parkerverse. It lacks a number of cookie-cut features of the Parkerverse, such as the Korean War service and the tough good gay guy; not that there's anything wrong with those, but they're too much a part of Parkers' other works to really add to those other works. I admit that sometime in the midst of the novel, I didn't know where it was going, and I was interested in being surprised. And felt the book was capable of it.
My only complaint with the book is that it ends rather abruptly. The last sixth of the book runs very quickly and the ending, although satisfying, provides the satisfaction of a Chinese meal. Sure, it's good, but I am going to be hungry later.
Perhaps that's the intention, as the further adventures remain available for Parker to write.
Also, gentle reader, note that this is the 50th book I have read and reported for you this year. I fully expect my store-bought-and-amateur-calligraphed-certificate and coupon for a free Dairy Queen Sundae from each of you. Considering my annual goal is 70 books this year, perhaps I could afford at this time to try Sartre's Being and Nothingness, Tolstoy's Anna Karenina, or Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury again. Fortunately, though, for both of us, my aunt left me more pressing suspense and horror novels.
I'm Not a Fan of French Wine, But....
I certainly don't embrace invoking the Bioterrorism Act:
Washington is demanding a new wine accord by July 15 to replace one which expired in 2003 and which would enshrine American wine-making practices banned in Europe.
These include adding oak wood chips to barrels of wine to hasten the ageing process, adding water to must (the grape juice before fermentation is complete), and the use of ion extractors to reduce acidity.
Representatives of struggling French wine producers appealed at the international Vinexpo wine fair in southwestern Bordeaux this week to Agriculture Minister Dominique Bussereau and External Trade Minister Christine Lagarde to protect their interests in the negotiations.
European Union officials, pushed by traditionalists, are so far refusing to extend a current dispensation allowing the American practices, but US officials say that if no agreement is reached they will tighten application of the Bioterrorism Act.
This law, introduced after the September 11 2001 attacks in the United States, covers imports of all food and drink.
That's a creative application of legislation. Which means it's poor legislation.
Pass a good law, prevent or punish a specific act. Pass the normal legislation, and the creative applications never stop.
(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
wc
Interesting word choice, Mr. Blankley:
Although this is a heavily researched book that includes amongst its sources almost a hundred people who are or were personally close to Mrs. Clinton, this is not a peek through a keyhole. Instead, it is a peek -- and more than a peek -- into the mind of Hillary. And, whether you like or hate Hillary, the inside of her mind is a fascinating place in which to rove about.
Now I know I will look for Hillary to be bushed from how politics have gored her.
(Link seen on Power Line.)
Unintentional Irony Alert
Found in a column by John Stossel:
"No matter how hard women work, or whatever they achieve in terms of advancement in their own professions and degrees, they will not be compensated equitably!" shouted Rep. Rosa DeLauro, D-Conn., at a "wage equity" rally in Washington, D.C.
Undoubtedly, the distinguished gentleperson is upset she makes $118,575 and her male colleagues make $158,100.
(Link seen on Outside the Beltway.)
Creve Coeur Handles Its Budget Surplus
What do you do if you're a local government with a surplus? Turn it into a deficit! But Creve Coeur, Missouri, is rather blatant about it:
The Creve Coeur City Council is considering the proposed budget that begins July 1 and ends June 30, 2006.
The council is expected to vote on the proposed budget at its June 27 meeting.
The proposed budget for all funds shows revenues at $16.8 million and expenditures at $16 million. The apparent $800,000 surplus actually will be routed to long-term personnel funds, leaving the city with a $300,000 deficit in the general fund.
Uh oh! Deficit! You know what that means! Time to raise taxes:
The proposed budget includes a modest raise in what residents pay the city through their personal property taxes. Perkins said residents currently pay 7 cents per $100 assessed valuation. He said the city has not determined the amount of the increase but expects it will be between 8 and 9 cents.
Perkins said although an exact amount has not been determined because information from the county assessor's office has not arrived, the city is looking at personal property tax numbers that would translate to about $13 a year more for a home valued at $350,000. The money would generate about $140,000 more for the city.
Other taxes in the city have gone up in recent years. The city's utility tax, after decades of being at less than 5 percent, increased to 6 percent last year and will rise to 7 percent July 1.
Some businesses in the Olive Boulevard Transportation Development District increased their sales tax by one-half percent. The money will be used to pay for roadway and other improvements in the district. The city will not receive money from that increase.
Perkins said the city has begun looking into whether it should consider increasing its tax on business licenses. He said the matter will be reviewed by the city's economic development and finance committees, but the issue is not part of the proposed budget for 2006.
- Personal property taxes--that is, cars and things that apartment dwellers pay, too
- Sales taxes
- Business license costs
Creve Coeur is on its way to becoming the perfect municipal government. An efficient tax raising and expending machine.
Perfect Fusion
The Carnival of Vanities. This week with cat pictures.
Blog nirvana.
Interesting Theory
Why are poll numbers for the Iraq war slipping? According to Harold Meyerson in the Washington Post, the obvious answer is:
Not enough hippies:
In the absence of an antiwar movement, the American people have turned against the war in Iraq. Those two facts, I suspect, are connected.
He also goes on to use the term "U.N. aegis" without sarcasm, which indicates that the word does not mean what he thinks it means.
The aegis was Zeus's shield, and as the residents of Rwanda and Srebrenica could attest (if they weren't dead) that the U.N. cannot defend anyone but its leaders. The aegis was not Zeus's proclivity to come down from on high and copulate with underage natives, which is a trait UN peacekeepers do share with the lord of the thunderbolt.
(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
Everyone Loves Government Bailouts
American Airlines management, unions stand together on pensions:
Keep those pension checks coming.
That will be the battle cry today of some 300 American Airlines employees, who plan to flood the halls of Congress and lobby for pension reform. Airline management and key unions say they are united in preserving employee pensions, a benefit that's been waylaid at other passenger carriers that have succumbed to bankruptcy.
I bet they can all agree that the lush government teat can do everything: Keep those checks coming to employees, and remove obligations from the company and its management.
Remind me to offer a pension plan that I cannot afford to anyone I hire; after all, if I get big enough and bankrupt enough, I won't have to follow through on my contractual obligations, either.
Banned in Illinois
A story about a biofeedback video game as part of therapy for post-traumatic stress disorder:
Once a week, Pfc. Joshua Frey, a Marine who spent several months in Fallujah before he was shot Dec. 12, heads to a darkened office in the Naval Medical Center here and places a headset over his eyes.
He attaches biofeedback sensors to his arms, hands and chest, grabs hold of a joystick and enters a video game version of the Iraq war. As he moves through a "virtual" Fallujah, he encounters sniper fire, explosions and insurgents lurking in shadows. A Navy psychologist checks readouts from a flat-screen monitor showing the Marine's heart rate, breathing, hand perspiration and skin temperature.
But for Frey and the U.S. military, this is no game. It is part of a potentially groundbreaking approach to treating the effects of severe combat stress, in Iraq and elsewhere.
A game with explosions and gun fire that's designed to make people saner? Surely, Illinois Governor "Bod" Blagojevich's head must be spinning, pending a catastrophic failure akin to supercomputers whose logic circuits Captain Kirk fried routinely through paradox.
Unbalanced Powers
So in St. Charles County, Missouri, we have this bit of foolishness:
St. Charles County Executive Joe Ortwerth says he will veto legislation that would allow voters to decide whether the County Council should have the power to stop his office from filing lawsuits against other political entities.
This is the equivalent of the President of the United States vetoing a constitutional amendment.
What's the reason? Oh, of course:
"The council's action is designed to breach the separation of powers," Ortwerth said. "I am going to defend the prerogative of the executive branch."
He's going to defend the prerogative of the executive branch from the will of the people. From whence its prerogative stems. Or from whence we used to delude ourselves government power comes; I guess current government "leaders" are stripping those scales from our eyes. Government power stems from government.
Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel Turns To Its Classifieds As News Source
Sure, some periodicals put headlines on press releases and run them as news. But the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel goes further and innovatively turns to its classified ads as a news source:
From a pale pink velvet fringed chaise to wrought iron patio furniture, the earthly belongings of Milwaukee restaurateur Sally Papia and her daughter will be sold piece-by-piece this week in an estate sale described in a classified advertisement as of one of the area's finest in 33 years.
I wonder how much that cost, but I am cynical.
Howard Dean Ducks the Question
Not a refutation:
Dick Cheney says:
"I've never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does. He's never won anything, as best I can tell," Cheney said in an interview on Fox News Channel's "Hannity & Colmes."
Howard Dean responds:
Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean, responding to criticism from the vice president, said he doesn't "care if Dick Cheney likes my mother or not."
Um, the only aspersion Dick Cheney cast against Mrs. Dean was that she might have loved Howard Dean. That's hardly an insult against Mrs. Dean, no matter how the press or Howard Dean want to portray it.
San Francisco Wants to Sterilize Undesireables
The Summer of the Pit Bull continues in San Francisco:
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom endorsed a series of measures Monday he hopes will reduce the likelihood of attacks by aggressive and dangerous dogs in the city, including spaying and neutering regulations, a ban on backyard breeding, and imposing fines on irresponsible canine owners.
The city can enact some new policies right away; others that regulate specific breeds, however, would require a change in state law first.
The primary target of the city's crackdown will be pit bulls and pit bull mixes, which are responsible for at least half the vicious dog cases handled by city authorities. City officials don't want to ban pit bulls but are seeking to regulate them.
Book Report: The Enforcer by Wesley Morgan (1976)
Yes, this book is the novelization of the Dirty Harry movie of the same name. I know, you're thinking that I am not a very serious reader of true literature and that I should have my English degree revoked for bothering with a mid 1970s movie tie in (as opposed to the high art represented by Harry Potter books in the twenty-first century). But I read a lot of things, and besides, this only cost me 95 cents at Downtown Books in Milwaukee, so I got it, and that's the last we'll hear of it.
So I read the book having watched the movie first, which follows the pattern of creation for the book. Unlike regular movies, where you watch them to see how they differ from the book from which the movie sprung (whoops, I need a helping verb there; I mean done sprung), these novelizations use the movie itself as source material, so the writers of these books either give or take away things from the movie rather than the screenwriters doing the opposite. In a lot of my youth, I've read novelizations before seeing the movie, so my comparative experience always favored the book anyway. This time, though, it's different.
I've seen the series of movies and it's through their prisms that I look at the book and say: eh, it wasn't bad, but it certainly tried to soften up Harry. I will have to review the movie again, but I don't remember Harry crying at any point, nor did I detect the facial expressions on Harry that the author puts there. Still, perhaps he had one of those new Videocassette Recorder things and was pausing while he typed the manuscript on his Smith-Corona, but most likely he was trying to add something to attract a wider audience, the subtly different audience who did not follow Dirty Harry in the movies nor Clint Eastwood and who wanted more characterization. Well, that's a laudable goal. He didn't really succeed.
Aside from the inner sentimentalism added to Harry, the additional characterization-through-a-paragraph-of-exposition trick doesn't work. All minor characters get one or two paragraphs of explanation for their behavior, but that's it. The author's limitations included fidelity to the filmed scenes, and this author doesn't seem to stray far-or any--from the scenes filmed. And he adds that paragraph to give depth to the characters. Ultimately, it doesn't bring additional meaning to the source material. Perhaps he could have added scenes that did not run counter to the story or he could have added more interior dialogue to each character than the single paragraph, but hell, man, he was probably just banging it out for a paragraph.
I guess we can't all be Tom Stoppard, and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead isn't exactly a direct novelization of Hamlet, but its techniques could serve those trying to write novelizations on movies. But that might double the actual writing time from four hours to eight or ten, which eats into the profit.
So would I recommend it? Sure, if you're a collector, a voracious reader, or someone like me who dabbles in these things for the curiousities that lie outside of the actual text.
Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel Math
Headline: Senate again refuses to confirm Bolton.
According to the crack mathematical theorists at the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, the 38 Senators who voted against cloiture--the end of the debate, and not actually for or against Bolton's appointment--is enough to cast the action as though the entire Senate had refused to confirm Bolton.
To express this algebraically:
38%=100%
Compare and contrast this to any action of conservative legislators or leaders, whose mere majority election or decision does not give a mandate for conservatives to speak for all members of a given group.
Update: Apparently, the Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune has the same mathematicians: Bolton nomination again blocked by Senate
San Francisco Chronicle Misleads
Headline, San Francisco Chronicle: Dems Vote Down Bolton:
Well, except the Democrats just voted to keep Bolton for coming to a vote because the Republicans would have confirmed him.
But that's just nuance.
(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
A Pair of Solitaire
I'm glad I am neither a politician nor a celebrity flogging a product. Regardless of what you think of this blog's quality, gentle reader, it vapidousity falls below the common watermark of truly inspired.
For example, Jane Seymour on filming her first topless scene at 54:
"But I wanted to appeal to this generation. The script was the funniest thing I'd ever read. I thought the topless scene in particular was the funniest moment in the whole movie. Despite my anxiety I recognised this to be a great role."
Inadvertent condescension to this generation and a skewed sense of humor that finds Owen Wilson tearing the shirt and bra off of Jane Seymour the funniest moment in a movie in which Owen Wilson appears?
Ew.
UPDATE: Double ew.
Fun With Statistics
From the story " Supporters of increasing tax on cigarettes quietly push on", we get this insightful statistical analysis from the Associated Press:
The "why" goes something like this: Missouri has the third-highest smoking rate in the nation, spends the third-lowest amount on anti-tobacco efforts and charges the third-lowest cigarette tax.
The correlation is no coincidence.
No wonder polisybodies like statistics. Unlike real science, statistics are just like language--they can say whatever you want, and you can deconstruct the meaning of the numbers-as-text to imbue them with whatever liberation (of citizens' money-as-tax) theory you espouse.
With a Title Like This
what can one do but weep?
The sad, slow fall of Atari
On the other hand, their stock is cheap, and I should Peter Lynch some of their stock (buy what you know and like). After all, it worked with my investment in Victoria's Secret....
Working Theory
Apparently, our home is the air conditioning unit for the entire St. Louis area.
Whenever we turn the air conditioner on, the daily high temperatures drop. When the high temperatures drop, we turn off the air conditioner and open the windows....at which point the daily high temperatures rise.....
Excellent Day to Use Tax Money to Prop Up Sports Franchises
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch and its columnists have chosen an excellent day to expound on the need for tax money incentives to sports teams.
While St. Louis city streets collapse:
St. Louis street crews are working to repair a sinkhole that was nearly big enough to swallow a car. City Streets Director Jim Suelman says the hole on Memorial Drive near the Old Cathedral is about five feet in diameter and nearly a foot deep.
Collapsing streets, schools skating the edge of their accreditation, but hey, great sports venues for the suburbanites to enjoy.
(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
St. Louis Should Throw Good Money After Bad
Not only will the Savvis Center henceforth, temporarily, be known as the TBD Center, but apparently the owners of the St. Louis Blues have put the team up for sale:
Citing heavy financial losses and concern about the future, St. Louis Blues owners Bill and Nancy Laurie have decided to sell the National Hockey League team and its long-term lease on the Savvis Center.
Bernie Miklasz, sports columnist for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch lights upon the obvious answer (for a newspaperman): have the government pay for it:
With some cooperative tweaking, local politicians and leaders can ensure the Blues' future in St. Louis.
Apparently, the cooperative tweaking that built and maintains a publicly-funded sports venue is not enough. Instead:
The state and the city have wobbled and given in on the tax issue before. The state and the city and St. Louis County teamed to pay for a football stadium that eventually housed the Rams. The Rams' lease calls for the stadium to be maintained to high standards, so public money is still being used for periodic upgrades, even though the Rams are highly profitable. The Rams also got deal sweeteners, including a new practice facility, for moving here.
The Cardinals open a new ballpark next season, and they're receiving public money for road and infrastructure work and other stadium-related costs. The city also waived its 5 percent amusement tax for the Cardinals owners to keep the new stadium in the city.
Instead of eliminating or reducing, in general, an onerous tax levied on entertainment events (designed, like hotel taxes, to soak outsiders who come to the city for an event instead of taxing the voters), Miklasz favors more crony capitalistic targeted subsidies so the government can prop up select, poorly-run enterprises. The Prince tour that comes through? Well, that private endeavor makes money, so it should shoulder its share of the burden--and that of the sports teams.
So point one is the government should favor the Blues because it favors the other teams. So it should continue to throw (or forego) good tax money after bad.
Argument two:
Again, I know what you're thinking: Who cares? No public money for sports teams. OK, fine. But what will we do with Savvis Center? The city owns the arena. If the Blues head out of town, the city is stuck with the arena. Savvis Center creates full-time jobs, and a part-time workforce on the night of the events.
The Savvis Center however, won't do jack for the city, and downtown interests, if there's no hockey team or NBA team to fill valuable dates. That's the reality. So really, it's up to the city to decide what to do with this investment.
So the city of St. Louis has thrown this money away to build a large public venue that sat empty through the 2004-2005 hockey season. It should forego tax revenue on the main tenant of the building so that the building doesn't go to waste.
Miklasz concludes that those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it:
And we have a history lesson to draw on.
Once upon a time, when Ralston Purina sold the Blues, no local owners stepped up. The team was sold to Harry Ornest, who was based in Beverly Hills, Calif. After a few years, our civic leaders were so fatigued by the bombastic Ornest, they organized a local group to buy the Blues just to get rid of him.
Obviously, it would have been cheaper to buy the team before Ornest got a hold of it; instead the local leaders paid a lot more for the Blues once the team passed through Harry O's hands.
Same with pro football. After the Cardinals moved to Arizona in 1988, the enormous cost of luring the Rams here was far greater than the cheaper alternative of keeping the Cardinals here.
If high taxes are going to drive the Blues out of this market - say, to Kansas City - then it'll cost considerably more, long-term, to replace them.
Funny how my obvious solution differs from Miklasz's. Why replace them? If they cannot make money here with the same tax burden and costs of business as any other enterprise, let them fail or move to some other city from which they can suck tax money.
Because ultimately, the only way the city can ensure that the sports franchise stays here would be to buy it outright and run it like another city department. Which cannot be any worse than sports teams run themselves anyway.
Where Do the St. Louis Blues Play?
For twenty years, the Blues played at the St. Louis Arena/Checkerdome. Since the new facility was built by the city of St. Louis in 1995, the Blues have played at:
- The Kiel Center
- Savvis Center
- TBD
Just one more instance of how sports are killing tradition. The very name of the same venue changing every couple of years--and lots of venues have--breaks the link between the sports team present and the sports team past that fuels successful sports teams who've built a franchise and a fan base over time.
Granted, it's not as bad as moving teams from city to city whenever the owner things it's time for a free new stadium, but it's part of the overall trend (including free agency) that's made a sporting event as ephemeral as a rock concert.
Department of Justice Wants to Raise Internect Connectivity Prices
Your ISP as Net watchdog:
The U.S. Department of Justice is quietly shopping around the explosive idea of requiring Internet service providers to retain records of their customers' online activities.
Data retention rules could permit police to obtain records of e-mail chatter, Web browsing or chat-room activity months after Internet providers ordinarily would have deleted the logs--that is, if logs were ever kept in the first place. No U.S. law currently mandates that such logs be kept.
You think your AOL or DSL is expensive now, gentle reader, just wait until your ISP has to pay for perpetual storage and backup for every packet its users transmit and receive.
(Link seen on Ravenwood's Universe.)
Getting Gored by A Doe, That Would Suck
Deer attacks reported at SIU Carbondale:
A deer also attacked a person Monday, and two of three people injured by a doe June 7 required hospital care, Sigler said.
Ouch.
I'd Rather Be in California
California, Missouri: Super Auctions SPECIAL ABSOLUTE AUCTION.
Sounds cooler than the COMMON RELATIVE AUCTIONS I normally attend.
Summer of the Pit Bull Continues
Just so you are keeping up with the story, which might have gotten lost in the Michael Jackson Trial of the Season thing, this is the Year of the Pit Bull again.
(The earlier chapters in the saga: Denver Pit Bull Genocide, St. Louis Post-Dispatch Wants Pit Bullocide, No Dog Bites Man, But Post-Dispatch Covers It Anyway.)
EU Leader Regrets
Apparently, a EU leadercrat regrets that some people were exposed to the entire EU constitution before the votes ( story):
It was a crucial mistake to send out the entire constitution to every French voter, the architect of the EU's first constitution Valéry Giscard d'Estaing has said in an interview.
In an interview with the New York Times, his first since the French rejection of the constitution two weeks ago, the former French president apportions most of the blame to president Jacques Chirac for failure in the referendum campaign.
One crucial mistake was to send out the entire three-part, 448-article document to every French voter, said Mr Giscard.
Over the phone he had warned Mr Chirac already in March: "I said, 'Don't do it, don't do it'".
"It is not possible for anyone to understand the full text".
Mr Giscard d'Estaing also puts the blame on the present generation of political leaders.
Neither Mr Chirac nor other European leaders had a strategy for ratifying the constitution, he said.
"The present generation of leaders, whatever their strengths, never put Europe at the top of their agenda".
Damn this pretense of allowing the peasants to have a voice in their dominion!
Book Report: Easy Prey by John Sandford (2000)
I inherited this book from my aunt along with a couple of the next books in the series. Amazon informs me this is the eleventh book in the series, so I've undoubtedly missed a lot of the references and asides within this book that allude to incidents which the long-time fans of the Lucas Davenport novels would recognize. Each time I hit one of these many references, I recognized it for what it was, but I let it go. I know what a Robert B. Parker fan who started with Hugger Mugger must feel.
The book starts, chapter 1, in the mind of the killer with a bunch of foreshadowing; the killer awakens and doesn't know he's going to kill someone later, but he does. Honestly, given the plot of the book, ultimately the cheap foreshadowing doesn't hang right with the rest of the plot. But the frenetic nature of the action, with the multitude of police characters and considerations in handling a case, one can overlook them--or forget the first chapter by the time the bodies start to pile up.
Good points:
- Set in Minnesota, which is the upper Midwest. Although they worship the pagan Vikings and even refer to them once in the book, they're of good Scandinaviagerman stock like my ancestors in Wisconsin.
- Frantic pace of novel, coupled with allusions to previous novels, intimates an incident in a line and a past to which the characters are privy even if you, fool who starts with book eleven, are not.
- Main character, in mid forties or so, is: rich due to his sale of a computer company; drives a Porsche due to his wealth; juggles attractive women of his own age with 20-something models; and serves as a deputy chief of police who bends the ear of the chief and the mayor.
Face it, he's the hardboiled fantasy from the 1940s or 1960s aged a couple decades.
Bad points:
- The intro, foreshadowing chapter is ultimately misleading.
- Multiple murderers throw the investigation off. Also, they confuse the reader.
- Multiple murderers mean that the bulk of the book spends time chasing red herrings.
- Book is split between whodunit and high level police procedural; the first chapter would indicate whodunit, but who does it doesn't depend upon clues given but late breaking developments and insights and, frankly, who's not dead among the suspect pool at the end.
Still, the pacing of the book and the engagement of the characters--or at least the condolence of the main character to the adolescent fantasies that carry over into adulthood--carried me along to the end. I have two other books in the series, and I look forward to reading them. They will determine whether I backfill the previous novels and buy more recent novels. Overall, I'm optimistic, which is the most I can say for any suspense series I've picked up in a while (barring the Robert Crais books which, gentle reader, you remember I started out optimistic and sort of soured).
Althouse Says It
Blogging at GlennReynolds.com, Ann Althouse expresses belief in the system:
I didn't watch much of the news analysis that evening. I switched off Nancy Grace not long after she declared, "Not guilty by reason of celebrity!" The one aspect of the post-verdict coverage that interested me was the jurors' press conference. The fact is that they were there through all of the months of testimony, and we weren't. They listened to the witnesses and studied their demeanor.
And in the end they found reasonable doubt. Watching the jurors, I felt deep respect for the good sense and competence of ordinary people faced with a solemn task. I feel no inclination to say I think they were wrong.
I agree with her. The jurors heard more information than any of us did, unfiltered by the media (blogs, networks, or papers). I have faith in them.
Bill Clinton vs George W. Bush 2008
The wheels are in motion to make it happen.
Proposing an amendment to the
Constitution of the United States to repeal the 22nd amendment to the
Constitution. (Introduced in House)
HJ 24 IH
109th CONGRESS
1st Session
H. J. RES. 24
Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the 22nd amendment to the Constitution .
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
February 17, 2005
Mr. HOYER (for himself, Mr. BERMAN, Mr. SENSENBRENNER, Mr. SABO, and
Mr. PALLONE) introduced the following joint resolution; which was
referred to the Committee on the Judiciary
JOINT RESOLUTION
Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to repeal the 22nd amendment to the Constitution.
Resolved by the Senate and House of
Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled
(two-thirds of each House concurring therein), That the following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States, which shall be valid to all intents and purposes as part of the Constitution
when ratified by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several
States within seven years after the date of its submission for
ratification:
`Article --
`The twenty-second article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is repealed.'.
Search for it yourself at http://thomas.loc.gov/.
(Submitted to the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
In A Couple Years, It Will Be Four Times the Legal Limit
From a story about the drunken, registered sex offender ice cream man:
The offending driver had a blood-alcohol level three times the legal limit, according to a New Berlin police report.
Previously, it was only 2.4 times the legal limit back in the "old days" when the legal limit was .10 BAC. Now that the legal limit is .08 BAC (so that the state of Wisconsin doesn't lose Federal highway funds, donchaknow?), the same BAC is now 3 times the limit.
As soon as legislators pass their next compromise with MADD and lower it to .06, the same BAC will be 4 times the limit.
So the legal limit multiplier reflects more on the current state of legislation than the actual state of drunkeness.
State of Wisconsin Further Deters Businesses
The state of Wisconsin, or at least a set of bipartisan lawmakers, is ready to deter businesses from doing business and employing people:
A bipartisan pair of state lawmakers are recommending a radical change to the way health insurance is bought and sold in Wisconsin by proposing the creation of a statewide insurance purchasing pool.
The proposal is intended to help businesses cope with skyrocketing health care costs and stem the number of uninsured residents. The plan will be unveiled today to an Assembly committee studying reform of the state's Medicaid health care program for the poor, elderly and disabled.
The proposal would essentially impose an 8% to 12% payroll tax on all employers to provide basic health insurance to everyone in Wisconsin younger than 65.
Let the nationalization begin. Oh, wait, it's already started.
Getcher Free Urban Legends Here
Hefeweizen is German for "half urine." The name comes from the very light yellow color, as well as the speed of passage through the body.
Feel free to pass that on and disinform your friends.
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Next, Felonies for Critizing Political Leaders
Union wants false claims against cops prosecuted:
If Nashville's police union has its way, anyone who makes a formal complaint against a Metro police officer could face felony criminal charges if the department's internal investigators clear the officer of wrongdoing.
Nashville Fraternal Order of Police President Ed Mason asked for the enforcement in a March 15 e-mail to Police Chief Ronal Serpas, who has told the FOP that he has concerns about the request.
"The (Fraternal Order of Police) would like the department to present cases to the (District Attorney's) Office when a serious allegation has been made and the case has been cleared," Mason's e-mail reads.
The union's request is based on two situations in which Metro officers were targets of "blatant lies" during the police formal complaint process, Mason said.
However, when asked about the two cases, Mason said he and other FOP officials could not recall the officers' names or the situations.
Based on cases they cannot remember, these union leaders want to penalize honest grievances that have no criminal merit.
Thankfully, the chief of police isn't eager for a power-grab:
Serpas has raised concerns about the idea. "Charging every complainant whose complaint was not sustained has been viewed by some courts as an unconstitutional effort to intimidate citizens and keep them from making legitimate complaints," reads a reply from Serpas to Mason, whose union represents most of Nashville's 1,200-plus police officers.
Serpas' written reply, obtained by The Tennessean, also states that he believes the formal complaints made by residents are often based on a misunderstanding of police procedures and policies and that "charging complainants should be considered in only the most extreme cases."
Just because an internal police investigation clears an officer of wrongdoing, it doesn't mean the situation stated in a complaint did not occur, Serpas said.
(Link seen on Ravenwood's Universe.)
Book Report: Mr. Murder by Dean Koontz (1993)
I inherited this book from my aunt, and with her legacy I'll read plenty of horror/suspense fiction in the next couple of years.
This book deals with a suspense writer whose family is stalked by his evil twin. I get it. It's Stephen King's The Dark Half, without the birds. I had a lot of time and extra thinking energy through the first 120 pages, which Koontz spent lavishly assuring us that the writer is a good family man and that the dark, er, copy is a bad man. I explained to Heather that I was turning the pages out of discipline and not desire. Face it, it's no Odd Thomas.
After the first quarter of the book, the action picked up and the story began. I'd have enjoyed it better if the first 120 pages had been 30 pages and if the dark half--an inadvertent clone, as it turns out--hadn't fallen to a caricature.
I note that one of the reviewers on Amazon couldn't stand the PC tone of some of the books asides. Odd, for the political asides were not what one typically considers PC--pro gun ownership, pro independence and self reliance. They were more libertarian than anything else, affirming the family as the basic unit of society, and so on. I believe a lot of the stuff, so I could make it through them even though they were semipreaching in nature. I could have also lived without the author taking the assumed name of John Gault at the end of the book.
At Won't Employment
Some worker's right activists don't want you to understand at-will employment. Instead, concentrate on the right you have to an employer's continued indulgence with a paycheck: Off-duty behavior can affect job:
Some companies are cracking down on employees' off-duty behavior, raising questions about how far employers should go in policing what workers do on their own time.
Employees are being disciplined or fired for such behaviors as drinking on their own time, using competitors' products and displaying political bumper stickers. No one tracks the number of such cases, but some workers rights' groups are concerned that the practice is on the upswing.
"The shock is that there's no legal protection," says Lewis Maltby, of The National Workrights Institute, a non-profit based in Princeton, N.J., that focuses on employee rights. "You can get fired just for having a bumper sticker the boss doesn't like."
Yes, that is how it works. Kind of like the worker can leave the job at any time with two week's notice if they're polite or right now if their employer does something the worker doesn't like or if the worker doesn't like the work, if the worker has something better to do, or if the worker gets a better job.
No, workers' rights advocates want one-way indentured servitude: they want employers on the hook for perpetual employment.
The Swedish Chef Offers An Alternative to Judicial Fillibusters
Mmmm, Bork! Bork! Bork!
Debutante Vehicle Update
CNN: Report: Paris Hilton to retire in 2 years.
No word on whether she'll choose Michelin, Cordovan, or Pirelli, but we who await every word and deed can hardly contain ourselves in anticipation.
(Link seen on Professor Bainbridge.)
Lack of Style Guide
Michael J. Totten reads the Microsoft Manual of Style so you don't have to:
While flipping through the book I noticed Taiwan, of all things, had its own entry. Taiwan, according to Microsoft…wait for it… belongs to China. Totalitarian propaganda has actually made its way into a style guide for user manual and Help file writers.
Anyone want to bet what the Encarta encyclopedia and dictionaries say?
Actually, I won't bet, because if I did, I'd have to use those "tools" as reference material if only to settle the bet.
Trade Group Lauds Outsourcing Good Business Sense to State
Last week's story about the state of Missouri regulating personal watercraft use by minors drew this supportive letter from a trade group:
We cannot point blame at personal watercraft for causing accidents when operator-controlled factors such as inattention and inexperience are cited as the leading contributors ("Zippy craft, young riders are making waves," June 4). Irresponsible boaters cause accidents. Because most accidents are preventable, steps must be taken by boaters themselves to improve safety.
People who take a boating safety education course are less likely to be involved in an accident. Rental-business owners should more thoroughly explain the rules to customers, so that they know how and where to ride, in addition to not jumping a boat's wake or riding to close to another personal watercraft.
We applaud Missouri for its new boater education law that requires all boaters born after Jan. 1, 1984, to pass a safety course. But older boaters should take a class, too. Personal watercraft manufacturers support laws that require all PWC operators, regardless of age or previous experience, to take a course. We also support a minimum age requirement of 16 years to operate a personal watercraft and 18 years to rent one.
To prevent an enjoyable boating day from becoming an unfortunate tragedy, we all must take steps to assure that safety and responsibility come first.
Maureen Healey
Executive Director
Personal Watercraft
Industry Association
Washington D.C.
Instead of lobbying for regulation, perhaps Ms. Healey could have told her association's members and customers to just not rent to minors. However, it's cheaper for the members if the state handles all the expense of the entrepreneurs' costs of business. After all, it's working wonders for the airline industry.
(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
Dare to Dream
Pink Floyd to reunite for London concert July 2:
Four members of seminal British rock band Pink Floyd will play together for the first time in 24 years at London's Live 8 charity concert for Africa on July 2, publicists for the event said today.
Guitarist David Gilmour, drummer Nick Mason and keyboard player Richard Wright will be on stage with bassist Roger Waters for their first public performance since they played at London's Earls Court in 1981.
I would welcome a new studio album from Pink Floyd as long as it's a Pink Floyd album and not a bad Roger Waters album.
Killing Brand Loyalty
I've owned a Gillette Mach 3 since the razor came to market, and I've spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars in recurring revenue on the expensive little cartridges. But when my current supply is out (unfortunately, quite some time since I buy them at a warehouse store), I shall switch to the Schick Quattro. Why?
Because Gillette lied to me.
I saw the commercials for the Mach 3 Turbo, which allows you to put a battery into your razor. In return, it has a little green light on it and, Gillette claimed, micropulses of electricity would lift the hairs for a closer shave. Well, at least the light worked.
The judge ruled that Gillette's claims that its M3Power could raise the stubble on one's face were not true.
The court ordered Gillette to change the TV and print ads and the packaging for the product in 30 days.
Gillette yesterday asked the court for a clarification. The razor maker argued that neither the packaging nor the instore displays for M3Power depict hairs "changing angle or changing length."
"'Gentle micro-pulses stimulate hair up and away from skin,' does not suggest that hairs are changing angle or changing length," it argued in court papers.
I was never tempted to buy the stupid thing because I've already got an expensive handle for an expensive razor cartridge, but Gillette brought an expensive product to market that does not do what Gillette says the product does; that is, its selling point is untrue and its value above and beyond the regular Mach 3 does not exist. Gillette did this to try to relieve me of more of my money, and now it will henceforth relieve me of none.
And now that it's caught, it's trying to Clinton its way out of changing its packaging to marketing copy that does not outright lie. Splitting, but not changing the angle or length, of legalistic definitions to save itself 1.6 million dollars.
You know what punishment I would prefer? Gillette would have to run advertisements in the same markets and media as its previous ads with its leaders admitting they tried to pull one over the shaving public.
CSI: The Zoo
Man, the Patriot Act / Homeland Security blah blah blah investigates everything:
A clump of cloth mixed with plastic was found in the stomach of the bear, who died of surgical shock and cardiac arrest.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture will review the St. Louis Zoo's care of Churchill, a polar bear who died May 26 during surgery to remove an abdominal obstruction.
"An investigation is just a closer look," Jim Rogers, an agency spokesman in Washington, said Friday. "It doesn't mean any laws were broken."
Man, what riveting television that would be. Who poisoned the polar bear with a plastic and cloth capsule? I suspect the shifty looking penguin.
But all mirth aside, how many tax dollars will we expend to collectively, as a society, possibly spare another polar bear the same circumstantial fate? No, don't tell me, I don't want to know.
Meanwhile, in an unrelated story, Government investigates possible case of mad cow; I suspect they're acting on a jailhouse tip from an enraged sheep.
A Paper I Would Like To Read
I don't know who's doing the research for a patriarchy-shaking academic paper about shub-niggurath and gays, but I welcome that reader. Unfortunately, I have never covered the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young and homosexuals in the same post before now.
Geek Humor
Pejman said:
I see that the Mighty Bear had a logo contest and the winner was a doozy of an entry. Perhaps a logo contest for this site is in order . . .
And I said:
Crap, I don't know Logo.
Can't we just use BASIC instead?
Hah! Geek humor! I kill me. And make others want to.
A New Calvin Silhouette Auditions
Hey, Michelle Malkin has a picture of a young Muslim lad urinating on the American flag.
As a person who votes Republican more than 40% of the time (and Democrat about 5% of the time, so don't ostracize me from the cool blogoclique), I saw we should start burning down Indian restaurants in the United States reach a greater understanding between our culture and theirs.
In our culture, some people put a decal of a young man from an old comic strip urinating on some symbol or another into their rear windows of their automobiles to show the owner's contempt for what the symbol represents. In theirs, some people put a decapitation of a young man onto their Web sites to show the people's contempt for the infidels.
Okay, I understand aplenty now.
However, pardon me if I look at the picture and say, hey, it's a kid peeing on a square of cloth that represents free speech. How precocious. If he peed on a Koran amidst all those Muslims, he'd be dead.
They Would Change My Personality All Right
Dangerrrr: cats could alter your personality:
THEY may look like lovable pets but Britain’s estimated 9m domestic cats are being blamed by scientists for infecting up to half the population with a parasite that can alter people’s personalities.
British scientists think it's a parasite changing people's behaviors? You know, if our housecats were 9m tall (that's 29.5275591 feet American), they'd affect my behavior, parasite or not.
More chicken, sir?
Things That Sound Dirty, But Ain't
Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis, Pumped a lot of 'tane down in New Orleans
Steinberg on Others on Blago, Uh, Illinois' Governor
From Neil Steinberg's Chicago Sun-Times column today:
Daley isn't the only public servant receiving scrutiny. Our embattled governor, Rod Blagojevich, is on everybody's minds and lips. His name came up in three very different conversations I had with three very different people one day this week. Since I am known as being a negative sort, I will present the bare facts behind the trio of comments without any kind of embroidery:
Time: 12 noon. Place: Back room at Gene & Georgetti's. Speaker: a well-respected, longtime Chicago editor:
"I've been watching politics for 40 years, and he's the worst governor we've ever had, bar none."
Time: 2:30 p.m. Place: Editorial board room of the Sun-Times. Speaker: a longtime state officeholder:
"He's missing in action and not paying attention."
Time: 5:30 p.m. Place: the Metra Milwaukee North Line. Speaker: a lady on a train:
"He's in over his head. He doesn't know what he's doing. I kinda feel sorry for him."
When Neil Steinberg turns on a Democrat, it's obvious the only principle the Democrat has espoused is Peter.
But you know, gentle reader, how I feel about my governor. I want to draft Matt Blunt 2008.
An Australian and His His Phone Soon Part at High Rate of Speed
Warning over crow attacks:
Joggers are today being warned about violent crows in London parks after an attack left a man bloodied and needing hospital treatment.
If only New York had issued such a warning earlier this week.
It Takes A Village To Seize a Child
State seizes cancer-stricken girl:
Child welfare officials seized a 12-year-old cancer patient from her parents, saying they were blocking radiation treatment that doctors say she needs.
State officials even issued an Amber Alert for a the child, who was in the custody of her parents:
Last week, authorities issued an Amber Alert to gain temporary custody of Katie after receiving an anonymous tip about possible neglect. She was found with her mother at a family ranch, about 80 miles west of Corpus Christi near Freer, on Saturday.
Certainly, the mother must face some charges:
Michele Wernecke was arrested on charges of interfering with child custody and was released Monday after posting $50,000 bond.
Intefering with the state that wants to take custody of your child.
Illinois? Massachusetts? No. Texas.
Friends, I am not for denying treatment of cancer-stricken kids, but I do fear allowing states to seize children from their parents when experts think the children are not being raised healthy. Because it's a matter of degree and not kind that prevents Departments of Protecting The CHILDREN from seizing children from homes that serve too much soda, and government departments always turn up the heat.
Too Secure
Some security is too secure. For example, I was signing up for something, and the application tried to prevent automated registration by forcing me to type this:

I can take my chances on whether the second and fourth characters are Ks or Xs, but what the dog is that third character? I don't have a futhark keyboard, for cryin' out loud.
Party Like It's 1983
Am I the only one who thinks the new Ford GT looks like the Cody Coyote from Hardcastle & McCormick?
They might as well just use " Drive" as the music behind the commercial.
(Link seen on MAWB Squad.)
Great Moments in Print Punditry
Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times, today:
So please stop bull-------- us.
He's so authentic and emphatic when he puts faux swearing into his columns.
Once suspects his shift key was broken, or else he would have deployed the @$%#&*# bomb.
Now You Can Accept That Dinner Invitation
The next time Marge and Homer invite you over to dinner, you can find your way to the Simpsons' using this insanely-detailed Map of Springfield.
Phish: The Next Generation
I received an e-mail today, nominally from Sprint, but you never know:
Dear Valued Sprint Customer,
At Sprint, our focus is making sure that we always provide you with the highest level of service. Therefore, our policy is to send you emails only with your permission. Click here if you'd like to continue receiving email communications regarding account information, special offers and product updates. Remember that Sprint respects your privacy and will never share, sell, or rent your email address to any third parties.
Whether your current Sprint Service Plan is for personal or business use, we believe that email is the most efficient and environmentally friendly way to communicate with you. If you do not respond to this message, you will no longer receive emails from Sprint (unless you later provide us with your permission). This does not apply to online invoice notifications.
Thank you,
Sprint Customer Service
So I think: This is the future of the phish scam. A two-parter. Much like the Nigerian scam seeks a response, the phuture phish will send out opt-in notifications like this, and when the user clicks okay to acknowledge he or she is a customer of the company in question, then sometime in the near future, the "company" comes back with an audit e-mail or the common phish scams.
The scam will target only users who have acknowledged that they have an offline relationship with the company whose logo appears in the scam, and the user will expect legitimate e-mail from the company because he or she has told the company that he or she wants e-mail from the company.
It's slick, it's elegant, and it's coming....
(Added to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.)
Finally, An Election Irregularity The Media Can Cover
Error nets Bush 100 extra votes: Town of Herman's 366 votes for president should have been 266.
Republicans had to replicate this plot in only 34,613 towns nationwide to steal the election for Bush!
Dedication
To all of those participating in the Tour de Cure this weekend, good luck, and don't do this.
You can support my beautiful wife's attempt to stay on her bike this weekend here. I know you've all got extra money because none of you has hit my tip jar.
Hardly a Scientific Sample
Experts have determined the macho man is dead. Of course, it's not a relevant set of experts:
"The masculine ideal is being completely modified. All the traditional male values of authority, infallibility, virility and strength are being completely overturned," said Pierre Francois Le Louet, the agency's managing director.
Instead today's males are turning more towards "creativity, sensitivity and multiplicity," as seen already in recent seasons on the catwalks of Paris and Milan.
When you want to study a man in his natural environment, you shouldn't go to the catwalks of Paris and Milan. The cathouses, maybe, but never the catwalks.
The Borg Integrating State Government
Zubeck one of nine on bus safety task force.
Apparently, the higher the number, the more attractive the unit.
Arbitrary Enforcement Department
Radley Balko says:
Pass enough laws, and a pissed-off cop can find something you've done wrong.
Well, you know, gentle reader, how I concur. Balko's piece has another acute example.
Weber and Dolan Are My True Masters
Woohoo! My first Saw Doctors CD arrived in the mail today.
I know, after listening for six years, you would think I would have one by now; however, every time I looked for them in the local music shops, they weren't in stock. I am always so very slow to Amazon one.
Feel free to use that new verb in your sentences from now on: To Amazon (v tr). I Amazon it, you Amazon it, he she or it Amazons it, we Amazon it. Remember, to keep the short o sound, when you add a suffix, it's Amazonned, Amazonning, Amazonner.
Book Report: Felton & Fowler's Best, Worse, and Most Unusual by Bruce Felton and Mark Fowler (1975)
I probably inherited this book from my aunt, and I selected it because I'm a sucker for book of list sorts of things and other capsulated books where I can browse and pick up trivial knowledge. Like who Beethoven thought was the best composer ever, and so on. Of course, I'm not going to tell you the answer. If you want to know, you'll just have to wait for the question to come my way in competition, and hope you're snacking on pretzel rods at my table in trivia night and not sitting across the table from me, rubbing your unused pie pieces like Captain Queeg.
The book crosses into some gauche territory, with its descriptions of how to best butcher and prepare human flesh for consumption, and into some unintentionally tragic territory, such as awarding Worst Office Building Honors to the World Trade Center. But it's a good bit of reading, amusing, and unfortunately not something to take as gospel. For its text describes the worst sport, which the Aztecs of Peru..... Well, never you mind, it still provides authoritative answers to unasked trivia questions which might prove true.
But not the Aztecs of Peru.
Scientists Discover Paradox in Pop Song; Universe Collapses Upon Itself
Vanessa Carlton, " A Thousand Miles":
Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound
How can she be walking fast downtown if she's homebound? This paradox clearly threatens the universe as we know it, and we can all blame our impending annihilation upon Vanessa Carlton.
UPDATE: A respected correspondent writes and offers proof that this does not mean that the true and the impossible have not collided in the universe due to this song, as the narrator of the song might use the mechanism of astral projection to walk, using a spirit body, downtown. We thank the correspondent for his insight and credit him with the continued presence of existence as we know it.
UPDATE: Another correspondent, albeit one of somewhat less savory character, points out that homebound is actually two words in the text: home bound. This means that she is actually, at the time, tied to a chair in her kitchen/dining room and is still not capable of being home, bound, and walking downtown; however, the astral projection postulate holds, and this second correspondent will be disappointed to learn that he cannot upset the balance of the universe that easily.
Too Little, Too Late
Wait, I have a great nickname idea for Marquette University:
The Marquette Interchange.
Because I think it would be an apt metaphor for a bloated, overpriced re-evaluation and update.
Admission of Problem the First Step to Recovery
On the day of Atari Party 5.2, I convinced my beautiful wife to come to a couple garage sales. I don't know why she agreed, as we were holding a large party that evening and anyone who cares about others' impressions of her domicile would have been stressed about the "presentation layer" of the home, and she doesn't even like yard sales.
But came she did, and it was wise that she carried the bankroll. Because I encountered a deal. A Commodore 64 C in a refurbisher's box with the Commodore 1541-II disk drive for $25. I looked it over; no software, even though GEOS was supposedly included (for you damn kids, Graphical Environment Operating System was a graphical operating system, a la Mac or Windows, for the C64). At $20, I would have snapped it up, but since it broke the double-sawbuck territory, I couldn't do it.
As we were in somewhat of a hurry (the Atari Party had a scheduled start time, and we did have some interface tweaks to perform on Honormoor, the Noggle estate, before the party), I didn't even pause to offer a single sawbuck. Besides, I already own an original C64 with a working 1541 drive. So I couldn't justify the expense to my wife, although perhaps if I had the cash in my wallet, I could have.
So we got home, and I wanted to hook up a Commodore 64 for party decoration. Sadly, that's all it's become; the party goers don't tolerate the load time on the 1541, we discovered in Atari Party IV, when we connected a Commodore 64 and preloaded Castle Wolfenstein; after the first death and reload, the party members wandered off while the old machine spinned. But I wanted one hooked up for Atari Party 5.2, since we had space for it and we have a monochrome monitor for it. When I opened the cabinet where we keep the Commodore 64, but never the Commodore 64 C we passed up, I realized I might have a problem:

I already own five Commodore 64s, including the one I took to college as my primary computer (a gift from my mother), and three in their original boxes.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am an old computer hoarder.
Whenever I find an old computer at a garage sale or an estate sale at a reasonable (or irrational) price, I must buy it. I'm not talking old IBM clones whose processors I've made into geek-amusement magnets, I mean old 1980s computers.
I own:
- 5 Commodore 64s, including 3 1541 drives.
- 2 TI 99/4as. I don't have the Dataset, but I do have the Speech Synthesizer module, which I haven't actually tested yet. I don't have a working set of joysticks, yet, which sucks since most of my dozen cartridges are games. Also, note that the two TIs I have now are the latest in my possession; I've owned 4 in my life; the preceding two also came in the 1990s, after the TI was way obsolete.
- 1 Laser 200, a computer I never heard of until I bought the one which languishes on my closet shelf. It booted, though, and I paid a couple bucks for it.
Most of these machines, not to mention my 4 Nintendo Entertainment Systems and 5 or so Atari 2600s and 2 Sega Geneses, languish on my closet shelves for 364 days a year or, in some cases, for 729 days every two years. I want to own these machines because I don't want other people to throw them away.
I am an old computer hoarder.
Admitting this is the first step in receiving help. I know that now.
So if you know of a Commodore 64 C with 1541-II or Commodore 128 with 1571 that I can buy for under $20, please pass along the information.
Another Entrepreneur Outsources Smart Business to the State
Within a story in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch entitled " Zippy craft, young riders are making waves" (subtitle: "Missouri has joined Illinois in focusing on boating education certificates for younger boaters."), we find an entrepreneur abdictating his responsibility to the state government, and to the taxpayers.
The business problem:
Another pair of wrecked Wave Runners. Just the latest.
One of them - a $3,500 machine that can hit 70 mph - sat with its front end sheared off outside Mike Lynn's rental shop. The two watercraft had crashed in a game of "cat and mouse," although both riders escaped injury.
Nine of 10 watercraft at Lynn's Bikini Pier Rental, a shop in the shadows of the Grand Glaize Bridge, come back damaged.
Lynn lauds the solution:
But a new Missouri law effective Jan. 1 is aimed at curbing these accidents, especially among younger drivers, who need to be only 14 to pilot such a craft alone. State residents younger than 21 are now required get a boating safety identification card by passing a boater education course.
The new card is required to operate all motorized vessels on Missouri lakes, even when renting one. A card costs $15.
"It's going to help. It's got to help," Lynn said. "I'm all for it." [Emphasis added.]
Mr. Lynn favors state registration of young Seadoo riders because he is unwilling to forego renting to riders under 21 because that would cost him revenue. Instead, he wants to spend my money and add layers of government bureaucracy to license young people, which will result in a piece of paper they need to carry, and might reduce the 90% damage to his business's property that is rented to these underage riders. Pardon me while I do the math:
.9 * (percentage of underage rentals * safer riding because of certification)
So if certification makes underage riders 25% safer, and if Lynn rents 25% of his business to people under 21 with the certification.... Crikey, man, I have a philosophy/English degree, not a degree in something useful like figurin'. Still, it seems like a small impact on Lynn's bottom line.
But it's a free impact since we the Missouri taxpayers are paying for it. Were I a strict entrepreneur, with nothing but the betterment of my business as my highest principle, goal, and directive, I would be all for it, too.
Wrong Theorem
Within the tale of passive/aggressive neighbor conflict entitled " Feud escalates between neighbors in Eureka", the St. Louis Post-Dispatch captures this fallacious theorem:
According to Virginia-based Community Associations Institute, one in six Americans live in communities governed by indentures, in part because the added layer of governance can assure harmony and stable property values. [Emphasis added.]
Each additional layer of governance provides an extra set of cudgels with which people can bash each other and new arbitrary rules with which to punish the undesirable guilty. But those who trade liberty for property-price security deserve neither, and really deserve a couple of correctional knocks to the side of the head like an old television slightly resistant to an Atari 2600 signal. The same amount of cursing, too.
What, No Schedules?
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch runs this story in the Sunday paper: Radioactive waste will roll through area. They include a map with the exact route the trucks carrying radioactive waste will use when driving through the St. Louis metropolitan area.
The free press, to gin up outrage, provides almost all the details the terrorists would need to implement the worst case scenario about which the free press foments its outrage.
I am not advocating censorship, but perhaps a sense of our free press that perhaps it's unseemly to shout "There could be a fire!" in a crowded theater.
Working It Into the Budget
Hopefully, the boss won't catch this line item on the budget and question why QA needs an imposing, slightly sinister Imperial TIE Fighter workstation.
Although perhaps I should hold out for the fully-functional Death Star model.
Professor Bainbridge Presents the False Dilemma
Sharp logicians like your humble blogger here understand this is the false dilemma fallacy.
Dean might be both an idiot and a liar.
Apoplexy Rose Now
Scene from my cassette rack:
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Axl Rose had nightmares like this.
Two Things That Do Not Belong Together
A Dalek's voice saying " Ex-fol-i-ate! Ex-fol-i-ate!"
Old school geeks are now cursing me because that's going to stick in their heads.
Only So Many Picket Signs to Go Around
That must be the reason that supporters of Michael Jackson had a number of anti-Bush signs outside the courtroom in California where Michael Jackson's trial is occurring.
The Littlest State
Wow, this makes West Virginia sound small:
An RMS Strategies Poll released today reports that 46 percent of 401 registered voters in West Virginia would vote for Byrd if the election were held now.
Or apathetic. But I guess they mean a sample of registered voters, not that there are only 401 actual registered voters in the entire state.
(Link seen on Captain's Quarters.)
Night Vision Goggles An Investment
Seat Belt Violators Caught By Cops Wearing Night Vision Goggles:
Maryland State Police say they issued 111 tickets last night in a seat belt enforcement operation in Rockville.
111 x
The fine for not wearing a seat belt in Maryland is 25 dollars.
111 x 25 = 2775!
Three thousand bucks per night in a small enforcement operation in a single town. Those night vision goggles not only pay for themselves, but they pay for the cops who wear them, and probably a couple days of meals on wheels to boot.
Thank you for making seatbelt offenses a primary offense, giving incentive to law enforcement to pull over people who aren't wearing their seatbelts after dark instead of chasing hardened criminals who might shoot back.
Journalistic Forgery?
Unfortunate headline, or passive-aggressive editor knocking new ownership of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch?
Lee forges name for autonomy at papers
Government Driving Private Businesses Out of Business
Now that Wisconsin taxpayers, through a special "district," have built a new theatre, an existing theatre group is closing up shop:
A representative of New Riverside said last month that the arrival of the new Milwaukee Theatre, the taxpayer-supported venue under the control of the Wisconsin Center District, was "driving us out of business." The Milwaukee Theatre opened in November 2003.
The managers of both venues generally compete for the same artists. In one case, comedian Jerry Seinfeld opted to go with the new Milwaukee Theatre instead of the Riverside. New Riverside officials said last month that Seinfeld rejected the Riverside even though the rental fee was waived.
I hate to see government-benefitted enterprises drive out private enterprises, as they will eventually lead to dependence on the government to provide those services.
Yes, this is contrary to what I wrote in November 2003, when I mocked the Riverside for predicting its own demise because of the competition. But you, gentle reader, understand that I am a finger-in-the-wind sort of guy and not the sort who can find fault in government funding of this sort and in entrepreneurs who claim that competition (government funded or not) will drive them out of business.
The Shape of Things to Come
Microsoft Will Drop 'My' Prefix for Longhorn:
If you are a Microsoft user, there's a big change coming in Longhorn -- the code name for the next MS operating system: the "My" prefix is disappearing.
Microsoft users have become used to the "My Music," "My Pictures," and other "My" folders, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, reported. Those Windows folders will still be yours -- but they won't keep hitting you over the head with that terminology.
Ending a longstanding tradition, Microsoft says, starting in the next Windows version due out next year, folders will be known simply as "Documents," "Music," and so on.
It's a precursor to renaming all folders and whatnot as Our Computer, Our Music, Our Documents, and so on.
Today at Draft Matt Blunt....
William Squire (not to be confused with Billy Squier) opines about those who think all charity starts at the state capital:
Bible teachings, much like the lessons from any religion, are designed as a guide for your personal life. The Bible is not a behavioral guide for state and federal governments. Governments have limited jurisdictions and powers. By reducing state overhead, and avoiding tax increases, Matt Blunt leaves money in your pocket to contribute to charity in any way you, or your religion deem appropriate.
Preach on, brother. But would it kill you to throw in a guitar solo?
Advance in Robotic Upskirt Photography Technology
Oh, sure, the Roborior is designed to be a home security device, but listen to what it does:
The $2,600 (280,000 yen) contraption by Japanese robot maker Tmsuk Co. and electronics company Sanyo Electric Co. (SANYY) can connect with the owner's mobile phone to relay streaming video taken on the robot's digital camera.
It can be remote-controlled with a handset to go forward, backward, left or right. The buttons also adjust the angle of the digital camera to look up or down.
Were I to submit this to Fark, I'd use the headline New home security robot will protect your home, shoot Sarah Connor.
BOHICA, St. Louis: The New Forest Park Tax is Coming
I spent a half hour on the phone with a research firm last night, hopefully helping to squelch a bad idea. The research firm wanted to gauge my support for a tax increase in St. Louis City and St. Louis County to fund Forest Park.
Hey, the questions really offered me all the options: A sales tax increase or a property tax increase; controlled by St. Louis City, one of the existing tax-spending unelected district bodies, or a new independent body designed to suck tax money; used specifically to improve Forest Park, used for Forest Park and St. Louis City parks, or used for Forest Park and parks in your neighborhood.
Of course, I said I would not approve any increase in taxes. I recognize that any increase in taxes earmarked for some specific project means that the government will spend the savings on other continuing, expanding programs that could, sometime in the future, exceed current revenue, requiring the government to float the idea of a targeted tax that sits atop all other general taxes.
Plus, it gives visionary leaders like Rod Blagojevich funds to raid for ongoing expenses. (h/t Free Will.)
The very nature of the questioning on the survey indicates that the very best bureaucratic minds are working and spending money they cannot allocate to actually improving Forest Park on getting some sort of tax increase on the ballot. Hey, it's only one fifth of one percent, is that too much?
It's not a lot in its own, but each ballot initiative accumulates, and each one represents a double tax increase: not only are we paying for whatever the tax targets, but the money left over in the general funds will instead purchase a new program with ongoing and growing expenses.
Call Arnold Schwarzeneggar!
It sounds like another sequel is needed:
More than a fifth of the planet's bird species face extinction as humans venture further into their habitats and introduce alien predators, an environmental group said on Wednesday. [Emphasis added]
Slather on some mud, Mr. Governor. Aliens threaten our birds.
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To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."
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